Comedy

As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk...

Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known...

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.
Satan is using a new...

There are Martians in the Bathtub
That's kind of fucking weird
Fear the plague that's...

What a beautiful morning for my usual early roam
It takes me along Mother nature’s riverside and...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

Mr cardboard box stuttered and a-spluttered and said he:
“I th think I’m th the nicest hollow...

more tired than usual...,
without daily twenty four hours
proper rest, I feel haggard....

Pigs are holy
Frogs are not
Moles are mole-y
And ducks are hot

Dogs make you...

Roses are red
Lilies are white
I'm not in the mood
To deal with your shite

...

Donavan & Delora
They were the loudest of the lot
You’d hear them frantically quackin’...

roses are red
violets are blue
your face is ugly
it makes me wanna spew
do me a...

Roses are black
Ducklings go quack
Avacados are green
What is a spleen
This...

Earlier today (May 5th, 2020),
I forget thee exact hour
found me utterly beside mice elf,...

The quiet conundrum of virtual self-sealing
Is very alive with the lie of self-healing
I can’...

My wife bought a brand new sweater
From John Lewis’ superstore
A fruity red little number...

Pinky and Perky were a pair of pink pigs
One played the fiddle as the other danced the jigs
...