Comedy

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
...

Eeh her feather, furry fascinator looks so absurd
Why on earth would you wear a one with the wings...

Two bananas were on the bus going into town today
A natural occurrence in this town I have to say...

The kookaburras chuckled at midnight
They were tickled as I fell asleep

Cause they knew...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I though voldemort was ugly,
But then I saw you....

I had a little boomerang
when I was just a tiny tot
One sunny afternoon when I was feeling...

Isn’t facebook so wonderful and magical for me
I was absentmindedly just scrolling through the...

Wanderer of words and how they rhyme
That's just me spending my precious time
No...

Your blood is red,
Your tears are blue,
I though life was ugly,
Then I met you....

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.
I accidentally ran over that talking...

To be rich
I would love to be rich
To eat chips on a stick
To make dreams come true...

True (terrific) title: Trump's truckling tutored troopers...;
wily word wizard worried,
where...

“Moo-ve over with your scruffy kids you noisy Billy goats
This is our field with our black and...

Each and every minute I listen to the very same
the second hand loud tick tock of the cuckoo clock...

The camel in the zoo got the hump one day
No other zoo animals wanted to play
The...

Glares of stares from passersby glanced at me and I wondered why ?
Perhaps they got a whiff of my...

Ickle Iguana wanted to be seen she was fed up of the boringness of being that emerald green
So she...