Comedy

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April 26, 2020 just another...

April 26, 2020 just another rainy day...

I began crafting the following words
late morning eating me whey and curds
never able (though...

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Piece of shit

Piece of shit

Piece of shit
Piece of shit
You don’t know it
But you’re a piece of shit
Or...

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Chipolata

Chipolata

Like a porpoise
I grow fatter
A butcher's special chipolata

Roll me over
The...

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Too many shoes to choose ?

Too many shoes to choose ?

Stilettos, flats or flip flops which shoes will I choose
Well I guess perhaps those knee length...

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The tower of Babble and Lust..

(it all started so innocent)

The tower of Babble and Lust..

Part 1.
Impervious
Unlike the warm flowing piss splashing onto the legs of my heavily worn...

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Taking Care Of Seventeen Kids

Taking Care Of Seventeen Kids

I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother.
I'm angry because they can't keep...

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Hoodwinked ??

Hoodwinked ??

I watched a pussy cat prowling near a stream
She cleverly caught a mouse and was like the cat that...

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The poemaholic ?

The poemaholic ?

I am a poemaholic
my finger’s are worn out
A dozen poems in thirty minutes
What the...

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“SLOW DOWN PLEASE!!!”

“SLOW DOWN PLEASE!!!”

“SLOW DOWN PLEASE”
You Cosmofunnel are so speedy
These challenges you send to me are coming...

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Questions about life

I went to the store

seen a cold,
bald, old man.
Ran through my mind
I should...

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Every so often

Every so often

Every so often,
I find words escape me.
They sadden and madden,
Then start to...

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CHECKING THE LABELS


He went through the labels each and everyone
Hoping that the right label hadn't been sold...

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April 19th 2020 - just an...

clothes washing Sunday courtesy the missus

April 19th 2020 - just an ordinary and typical...

Ah... the highlight of our supposed, linkedin,
designated day of respite after a week toiling...

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King Leonitis

Artemisia
Lady of pain
Your lips are scarlet dripping.
I sense my own fear
Are...

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Get The F*** Out

Get The F*** Out

It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout.
He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...

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Poem at 15

On the outside, they’re crispy,

I had some in Mississippi.

On the inside they’re tender,...

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Miracle

It’s a miracle I remembered to write

This poem. But wait, that's a lie.

My good friend gave...