I began crafting the following words late morning eating me whey and curds never able (though...
Piece of shit Piece of shit You don’t know it But you’re a piece of shit Or...
Like a porpoise I grow fatter A butcher's special chipolata
Roll me over The...
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Stilettos, flats or flip flops which shoes will I choose Well I guess perhaps those knee length...
Part 1. Impervious Unlike the warm flowing piss splashing onto the legs of my heavily worn...
I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother. I'm angry because they can't keep...
I watched a pussy cat prowling near a stream She cleverly caught a mouse and was like the cat that...
I am a poemaholic my finger’s are worn out A dozen poems in thirty minutes What the...
“SLOW DOWN PLEASE” You Cosmofunnel are so speedy These challenges you send to me are coming...
I went to the store
seen a cold, bald, old man. Ran through my mind I should...
Every so often, I find words escape me. They sadden and madden, Then start to...
He went through the labels each and everyone Hoping that the right label hadn't been sold...
Ah... the highlight of our supposed, linkedin, designated day of respite after a week toiling...
Artemisia Lady of pain Your lips are scarlet dripping. I sense my own fear Are...
It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout. He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...
On the outside, they’re crispy,
I had some in Mississippi.
On the inside they’re tender,...
It’s a miracle I remembered to write
This poem. But wait, that's a lie.
My good friend gave...