Comedy

Her head is always up in clouds so soft
Tho she thinks shes on the ball
That billowy nebula...

The words on the label are smaller I’m sure
That’s why I can’t read them like I did before.
...

Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero, I burst onto...

“Mam you can shake you head all you like & tut, tut, tut
but I am going to the hair salon...

Musical thinking amidst my befuddled brain
Lyrics & melodies over & over again
Tunes...

Daughter.
Now wife, and mother.
yet I want you to recall
That you started out my way...

Daughter.
Now wife, and mother.
yet I want you to recall
That you started out my way...

The long view?

Shorten the lens,

It makes me look fat.

I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat.
When it comes to how I...

The bus doesn't stop here anymore
There is a timetable so I can't be sure
Should I wait or...

Could there possibly be a single topic
I haven't as yet explored
The love life of the lowly...

Eeh what a side-splitting shindig
That was such good blinkin’ fun last night
Well I say tho...

Tho history books may not mention it
There used to be a woolly land
That’s when every family...

Have you ever had one of those days ?
Everything goes wrong in all kinds of ways
A...

upon my instinct
From the first to never ending
She would softly step between me and my...

I remember the night
When the joint was rolled
It was fat bellied and bloated
Like a...

Dressed to impress I’ve got my gladrags on
Manicured my nails & had my leg wax done
My...