Comedy

Freanch fries are wise
for best result
cook in the fry

good with gravy
or...

Upon prima facie first blush
me mind's eye all atwitter,
sans long forgotten
"FAKE"...

You leave with a horse and Saddle.

You come back with horse and no Saddle.
Well what happend...

I'm sat at home wondering what to do,
Theres washing on the line ,and more to ensue ,
Theres...

Everyone is at it !!
It’s a knack you may say
Tossing it up & down
Catching it in...

Lads and Lasses
It is about that
time a year again
In Anticipation
of St....

Parties for one are really so much fun
Can wear what I want it has to be done
Drink what I...

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.
I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the...

girlfriends just want to have fun
right now, why don’t we just let go?
every starry night is...

FROM BIKINI BOTTOM TIMES...

...Spongebob Squarepants...what...atoll...?
plunged into where...

Come in and come out of that rain
It's really so nice to see you once again
I will make you...

A man’s best friend is his dog
Or at least that’s what they say
My husband’s always telling...

This old geezer is multitalented

I'm able to talk and chew gum at the same time

Can even...

There’s a moose on the loose,
in the fog,
in newfoundland.

Hunters having troubles...

All the words have been written onto a page
Another poem to share with you all at some stage...

“Order! Order!” whistled Eric Swan, the Chair. “Let the lady croak!”

Eric and the other birds,...