Comedy

I penned three new lines
Tho I hadn’t a clue where it was going
I always commence a ditty...

600 ditties
Goodness me fancy that
Tho time has passed fast
Creating verses whilst I’...

Beyond the wooly wildebeests
Along the muddy track
There’s a wild looking ranger
...

I sacrificed my soul with a desire to be free
To rid away mundane life & reality
I...

His puppy dog chewed his favourite slippers
There were fur balls everywhere
It was desperate...

You gotta be innit to winnit
So with this in my inner mind
I’ve entered a phone-in...

Could easily eat eggs three times a day
Love those little buggers so much
Thanks to the hens...

No paint today, the easel's packed away
My brushes stand forlorn pencils are unshorn
No oils...

Last night we went to a great gala, a fundraiser for the JCC;
With about two hundred people, it was...

I got out my bed to go to the loo
Ouch I stubbed my big, left toe
God know’s how I caught...

Isn’t it hilarious when the youngun’s think you’ve lost the plot
They say “Mam you are losing your...

All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life.
I've...

You can't catch flies with vinegar but you sure can with honey.
I can't catch any girls in my town...

There is a Law on the Books which states that sex before marriage is a misdemeanor crime...

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I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant.
I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't.
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I can hear an eerie sound
As I contemplate going outside
It is ‘Blowin’-a -hooley
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