Comedy

One “FAKE” rumor purports April Fools’ Day
accepted with hostile abandonment
according to...

“Has your nose been bleeding”
As he glances by his head
But his pillow is clean
“Haha...

In the fleet of a glimpse
from amidst the corner of my eye
Instantly a scarey spider is...

would I be full of it
when I'm drunk
when all my esteem seems to have sunk
into a sad...

Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.
Those...

Whit dat tight till - say
yes, aye wool thank ewe
mooch at least for today
hoof fully...

Too Loud
Too quiet
Too proud
Started a riot

On a cloud
Or in a crowd...

You've designed a new electric car and it's being built on the assembly line.
You've been pestering...

Today it started
Summer has departed
The smell of the heater
Warming up the house...

Well in another two days time it with be April
Oh my goodness March went fast
I’m making the...

THANK YOU DREAMERS!

​​​​​​I owe you many apologies...

My argument was that of you coming in...

Lust
one by one
Lips open wide
Breathing out of time
Your hour is up.

...

Though I shy away from drink,
an unexpected case
of DT's finds this ace
of spades (...

When you're in love with a dutiful minger.. its hard..
when you're in love with a dutiful minger.....

Calmness and Serenity
Overcomes me
As I count the beats
To the rhythm, I move my feet...

Thought today was going to be pretty good
But it's cold and snowy again
What a nasty winter...

He stares at his glass where did that drink go ?
Another one is needed to soften the blow
...