Comedy

Even though my wife is somebody who I love and adore,
She decided not to let me touch or see her...

I'm going to be a fireman!
I'm going to be an astronaut!
Maybe a doctor,
Maybe a train...

The hair on his head is now fading away
Is it better to be bald or better to be grey
The...

"Daddy where do I come from?" Bobby said
Daddy went silent and his face turned red
Daddy...

He bumped his head on his bed last night
The two black eyes he had were a result of a fight...

My Sunday Morning Homily

Listen up my faceless friends

I do knowingly contend
from...

When we think about living and getting old...

When we consider our options and what we would like...

This tale of love is of Minnie the Minx and Desperate Dan
He ate cow pies to prove to Minnie he was...

"Come on you two, quick, get in the car, For your adventure is about to start!"
"The captain is...

When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums.
When I said that I...

The World Cup of tiddlywinks is now taking place
Sixteen different countries flicking at a steady...

My waiting room is filling up,
With many people who are all unwell .
I sit between them and...

The way I run my business is something my employees don't like.
Just because I do them dirty...

If you want my advice live life on the veg
Far more exciting than the edge or ledge
Have...

John (Jake) Cosmos
Novelist, Poet,
Foreign Service Officer, (US Diplomat) retired
PSC...

Down we tumbled

through the
false bottom
trap door
we forgot
was there...

When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny.
...