Comedy

Well I can pen about pleasure
Or I could upset one with pain
As I cunjure up from my inner-...

A man with three legs I saw in my dreams last night
He gave me the shakes and he was quite a sight...

Blinkin’ heck that’s eight today I’ve wrote
I reckon I’m on a thinking roll
Haha I feel...

It came back
i don’t know how
they helped my back
but they aren’t the same

i...

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Wait, blue cannot possibly be a violet’s true hue!

Are...

All across the webbed wide esse Scott's wold
emerald green Trifolium
carpets harbor untold...

Where are you St Patrick
great myth of our isle
the snakes have returned
and have been...

He played his instrument with zest
That musical thing was thumped with zeal
His finger’s...

It’s snowing outside my window but I aint goin’ nowhere
Tis blowin’ a hooley yet I’m not gonna move...

There will
come a day
when I will
peacefully
begin a
new journey...

I think there
are Bed Bugs
in my Ink
as
Something
keeps
itching...

I broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord.
I was struck by a bolt of...

It pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long.
It's extremely embarrassing because I...

I did what my Doctor told me
I took her wise advice
The medicine she gave me was really very...

Fudge wouldn’t budge
She was as stubborn as a mule
The thought of stepping out in that rain...

Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named our band 'Kiss'.
That angered Gene...