Comedy

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When it hurts too much

When it hurts too much

Imagination is a marvelous thing

Who needs people when the birds singing, the sun shining,

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I'm Tired of Your Damn...

You asked for my help because you have a broken arm and leg.
I've been helping you because I hate to...

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Expressive

Lips chapped
Hair a mess
My mind is trapped
Plagued with stress

With youth I...

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TWO CONTRASTS

Twist and turn
Crash and burn
Every time I think of you
It's usually with contrasts...

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Walking Backwards

Walking Backwards

Sometimes I find myself walking backwards
Not so much to return to the past but
As more of a...

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Metamorphoses Into Poignant...

Metamorphoses Into Poignant Womanhood

Immeasurable maturation profoundly
transformed thy Shana Punim
within whose corporeal...

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I Beat Up Thieves

This may be hard for you to believe.
But I always kick the asses of thieves.
While working at...

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Inside and Out

Sometimes negativity becomes overbearing
And the world seems to be tearing you apart
Your...

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Cantaloupes Can't Elope

Cantaloupes Can't Elope

I've heard that cantaloupes can't elope
It's against their moral code
And rhubarbs are NOT...

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COMPLAINING INSTRUMENTS

"I always play second fiddle" the trumpet said
The piano chuckled and wished his colour was red...

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SAYING GOODBYE TO A CAT


Have you ever said goodbye to a cat ?
I've been told by friends it's not as simple as that...

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The Local Stud

The Local Stud

Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud
After 83 years of practice
Well didn't actually start...

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Poked The Bear

Poked The Bear

Yeah I not only poked
the bear
I lit a flame thrower
up its ASS

So I shouldn't...

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My Stupid Nanny

My Stupid Nanny

I'm very angry and you'd better believe that it's no joke.
My goat ate my winning lottery ticket and...

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My Wife The Paper Shredder

My Wife The Paper Shredder

Buried in an avalanche you
might see on "Hoarders buried alive"
back and foreground
...

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125 Bucks

I agreed to do a lot of yard work for a man for 125 bucks.
I did the work but when I asked for the...

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Orbit 47

Orbit 47

Don St. Scalesaveli King of The Orbit Flow
Write to take Power
The New Poetry Series Pt. 2...