Comedy

Tho history books may not mention it
There used to be a woolly land
That’s when every family...

Have you ever had one of those days ?
Everything goes wrong in all kinds of ways
A...

upon my instinct
From the first to never ending
She would softly step between me and my...

I remember the night
When the joint was rolled
It was fat bellied and bloated
Like a...

Dressed to impress I’ve got my gladrags on
Manicured my nails & had my leg wax done
My...

Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit.
When I came to the table, I...

Mr and Mrs Monkey had a monkey son
Like other monkeys he swung on trees for fun
He also ate...

just let me be free for today
under the same sun but it burns where I am
somehow, I let you...

“COME BY” shouted the shepherd a-herding his flock of sheep
“WAY TO ME” he yelled again to
...

In her wardrobe there is always the colour pink
What she chooses to wear she doesn't have to think...

It’s Friday again,
How an earth can this be so
‘Heaven’s above’
I’m sure it was...

Marys little brother was more placid than herself
Infact ‘Perfect Paul was as soft as clarts...

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
...

Oh for crying out loud give me a break
Will you please be quiet for goodness sake
I am not...

Origami.

Fold me three times, conceal me.
Keep me in your jewellery box,
Beneath your...

This erstwhile avid poet stir "boy"
prone to hyperbole in a "man" newer
(manure) of writing...

(Written for my facebook group on our @CraftedbyWeirdos page for Valentine's day. Thought it should be...