Comedy

Though I shy away from drink,
an unexpected case
of DT's finds this ace
of spades (...

When you're in love with a dutiful minger.. its hard..
when you're in love with a dutiful minger.....

Calmness and Serenity
Overcomes me
As I count the beats
To the rhythm, I move my feet...

Thought today was going to be pretty good
But it's cold and snowy again
What a nasty winter...

He stares at his glass where did that drink go ?
Another one is needed to soften the blow
...

Her head is always up in clouds so soft
Tho she thinks shes on the ball
That billowy nebula...

The words on the label are smaller I’m sure
That’s why I can’t read them like I did before.
...

Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero, I burst onto...

“Mam you can shake you head all you like & tut, tut, tut
but I am going to the hair salon...

Musical thinking amidst my befuddled brain
Lyrics & melodies over & over again
Tunes...

Daughter.
Now wife, and mother.
yet I want you to recall
That you started out my way...

Daughter.
Now wife, and mother.
yet I want you to recall
That you started out my way...

The long view?

Shorten the lens,

It makes me look fat.

I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat.
When it comes to how I...

The bus doesn't stop here anymore
There is a timetable so I can't be sure
Should I wait or...

Could there possibly be a single topic
I haven't as yet explored
The love life of the lowly...

Eeh what a side-splitting shindig
That was such good blinkin’ fun last night
Well I say tho...