Comedy

She had a son, a strapping lad
who loved his bed a deal too well,
he slept so soundly every...

She was in the garden potting some flowers
An awesome way to spend some hours
Catching the...

where you go, I will go as well and if
here is your home, then here I will stay too
every...

Her name when written was never ending
Made it difficult when a letter she was sending
...

The little pit
grows and grows
oh so big
i won’t let it show

nervous of change...

I’m too quiet for my own good
Too scared of embracing myself
not letting others see who I am...

Sausages are better cooked when they are grilling
Sandwiches are more delicious with extra filling...

I made the mistake of going to a different dentist.
He did something terrible because he was pissed...

Up I get to face the world once more
Starting my routine as I walk out the door
I'm...

When We
first were
married
My wife
was scrumptiously
in love
with...

After almost three years and adults acting like children...

Costs of 30 Million Dollars charged to...

Take the bog from the man
or the man from the bog
twas far I was reared
from this mist...

Holds a candle to scandal and dishes the dirt
Likes to spread rumours about a little town flirt...

He has approached..
Personal space has
been encrouched
I need a method statement...

Here I am laying upon my double bed,
Wondering about the things going through my head ,
What...

My neighbor is so cheap that he uses an antique lawn mower to cut his grass.
He's the cheapest man I...

For ages, all I've wanted is to be heard
I am now, but no one is listening
All that's left is...