Comedy

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MY SHOPPING DAY

MY SHOPPING DAY

Its shopping day ,how I hate the traipsing round ,
Bumping into people, and their trollies going...

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Hidden

I'm twitchy
Hands shaking
Eyes blurring
Head snapping

Looking down
I...

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Free drugs

I found this new drug, it’s great.
One hit, and I’m high for days.
I’m getting some tomorrow...

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Disappointment

When I see others
Doing their thing
People applauding
Everyone listening

I...

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DISTRACTED BY CHOCOLATE AND...

I will tell you a tale how I was distracted by chocolate and beer
Been eating and drinking them for...

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Contradictions

Poetrys like shaggin your Ex
Comforting and familiar
Yet dull and lonely
Regrets...

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Pretty Pink Bunny Suit

Pretty Pink Bunny Suit

You're the sweetest little duffer
In your pretty pink bunny suit
Guess Aunt Bea still loves...

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Strength in Unity

Strength in Unity

on a recent long stay in hospital
I found myself a victim of industrial
abuse... and I was at...

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DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES

If you dream it then it may come true
Whatever it is you are wanting to do
A study of dreams...

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PAY MORE, GET LESS

PAY MORE, GET LESS

Already the Rich People have started to move out of New York...

The future Elects are promising...

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NEITHER LAND OR SEA

It's not easy swimming in the sea all day
The waves and the water always get in the way
A...

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My Ghoul

My Ghoul

Gravedigger’s daughter, a lovely ghoul,
Newly uprooted from graveyard pool
Teenage zombie,...

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One... Fifty-Two... Sixteen...

One... Fifty-Two... Sixteen... Two

Hey little kiddies, have you heard the story
Bout the Teddy Bear who could count to fifty
...

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??????....again

never has she been pleased
in love
or by her lover's heart

Unhappy even in sunset...

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april 15 to April 22 poems

april 15 to April 22 poems

April 15, 2019

Prayers for the Future of the Planet

A shaman priestess
Is deep in...

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The law of knowing

The law of knowing

​​​​​Love touches upon like light
i look at you
as beauty sleeps
a gentle being...

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MY FIVE STAR HOTEL EXPERIENCE

I expected comfort and luxury in a five star hotel
Instead the drains let off an unwelcome smell...