Comedy

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STRIKE

STRIKE

The way I run my business is something my employees don't like.
Just because I do them dirty...

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LIVE LIFE ON THE VEG

If you want my advice live life on the veg
Far more exciting than the edge or ledge
Have...

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saigon poems

saigon poems

John (Jake) Cosmos
Novelist, Poet,
Foreign Service Officer, (US Diplomat) retired
PSC...

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Tragic Magic

Tragic Magic

Down we tumbled

through the
false bottom
trap door
we forgot
was there...

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Rocky Balboa Isn't As...

Rocky Balboa Isn't As Tough As He Thought

When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny.
...

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About Twenty Two Score...

About Twenty Two Score Years Ago...

One “FAKE” rumor purports April Fools’ Day
accepted with hostile abandonment
according to...

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April Fool ?

April Fool ?

“Has your nose been bleeding”
As he glances by his head
But his pillow is clean
“Haha...

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Harry Spider ?

Harry Spider ?

In the fleet of a glimpse
from amidst the corner of my eye
Instantly a scarey spider is...

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full of it (4-1-19)

would I be full of it
when I'm drunk
when all my esteem seems to have sunk
into a sad...

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April Fool's Prank

April Fool's Prank

Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.
Those...

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Jist Oxen Ya To Bull Heaven...

Jist Oxen Ya To Bull Heaven Me - Yoke Hay

Whit dat tight till - say
yes, aye wool thank ewe
mooch at least for today
hoof fully...

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YEAH NAH

Too Loud
Too quiet
Too proud
Started a riot

On a cloud
Or in a crowd...

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Your Car Sucks!

You've designed a new electric car and it's being built on the assembly line.
You've been pestering...

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Winter Come Again

Today it started
Summer has departed
The smell of the heater
Warming up the house...

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Classy & Sassy Sixty?

Classy & Sassy Sixty?

Well in another two days time it with be April
Oh my goodness March went fast
I’m making the...

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NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS?...

NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS? OOPS!

THANK YOU DREAMERS!

​​​​​​I owe you many apologies...

My argument was that of you coming in...

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In me in you lasting...a smile

In me in you lasting...a smile

Lust
one by one
Lips open wide
Breathing out of time
Your hour is up.

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