Comedy

Yeah I not only poked
the bear
I lit a flame thrower
up its ASS

So I shouldn't...

I'm very angry and you'd better believe that it's no joke.
My goat ate my winning lottery ticket and...

Buried in an avalanche you
might see on "Hoarders buried alive"
back and foreground
...

I agreed to do a lot of yard work for a man for 125 bucks.
I did the work but when I asked for the...

Don St. Scalesaveli King of The Orbit Flow
Write to take Power
The New Poetry Series Pt. 2...

Even though my wife is somebody who I love and adore,
She decided not to let me touch or see her...

I'm going to be a fireman!
I'm going to be an astronaut!
Maybe a doctor,
Maybe a train...

The hair on his head is now fading away
Is it better to be bald or better to be grey
The...

"Daddy where do I come from?" Bobby said
Daddy went silent and his face turned red
Daddy...

He bumped his head on his bed last night
The two black eyes he had were a result of a fight...

My Sunday Morning Homily

Listen up my faceless friends

I do knowingly contend
from...

When we think about living and getting old...

When we consider our options and what we would like...

This tale of love is of Minnie the Minx and Desperate Dan
He ate cow pies to prove to Minnie he was...

"Come on you two, quick, get in the car, For your adventure is about to start!"
"The captain is...

When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums.
When I said that I...

The World Cup of tiddlywinks is now taking place
Sixteen different countries flicking at a steady...

My waiting room is filling up,
With many people who are all unwell .
I sit between them and...