Comedy

I was informed Yesterday
By Nigel
That a hole
in Britain
contained a Toad...

Even though my son is only five years old, he's somebody who you'll clobber.
He is an adorable child...

I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living.
When people mess with me, I'm not a man who is...

So naughty but deliciously nice,
Jam and cream cakes in individual slice,
Doughnuts and...

I hate looking in the mirror
i hate what I see
i hate that I’m so fucking ugly

i try...

disappointed
failure
screw up
defeated

Typical
the same
...

Invited to a party just the other day
Don't want to go I have to say
Drinks will be...

My girlfriend wants to know
How much I really love her
and she wants me to explain it to her...

Face book is full of acne
Bluetooth infection
Googles gone to far
Messenger airdropped...

once upon a time, me and my girlfriend was walking down the street and this guy looks at us and said. " hey...

I wonder what the purpose is of my little toe
How it got there I really don't know
I have...

It happened while they were listening to the Stones
Their dog outside was yapping and after some...

I see a girl in the Staten Island Mall yesterday
And I think that she looks really pretty
...

I thought I might go for a walk.
But thought was wrong,
It wasn’t the best.

Every one...

The vicar's knickers were skimpy and small
They were hanging serenely against the garden wall...

I own a bomb but it's not the kind of bomb that you think.
It's a DVD and it's so bad that it made...

So you have to go the doctors
So you call to make the appointment
She say we have opening...