Comedy

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Boss On Patrol

Boss On Patrol

He fueled on our emotion, made us feel like we would drown,
our boss is on a mission, kicking butts...

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JOHNNY AND ANNIE (BROTHER...

Little Johnny has had a fun packed day
With his sister Annie outside they did play
Going on...

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THE PRINCE OF DENMARK

The Prince of Denmark came to my city the other day
He liked it so much he decided to stay
...

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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Follow your dreams they can come true
Never give up hope whatever you do Dreams can come true...

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Zowie Yikes And Holy Gadzooks

Zowie Yikes And Holy Gadzooks

Zowie, yikes
And holy gadzooks!
It's that really silly
Poetry kook

Coming at...

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The Bully

The Bully

you came galliant
in shining armour
looking like a hero
all sunkissed
despite...

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SNAIL'S PACE

The city of New York is a massive place
Everyone and everything goes at a tremendous pace
...

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ALL BETS ARE OFF

Don't waste your money on this tired old nag
The bookies have this one in the bag
This horse...

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Zen Pen

Zen Pen

The zen pen writes
Delightful phrases
Inspiring topics
that always amazes

The...

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I REFUSE TO BE A REFUSE BAG

Dear householder I refuse to be a refuse bag anymore
You will have to find something else for your...

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Sorry...No Time To Play UNO...

Sorry...No Time To Play UNO With Dada!

Forgotten memory jarred
beholding two decks UNO
materializing from...thin air,
(...

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TOBY THE DEVIL

I thought I do something fun
and so hope all watch the video
Toby would like to welcome you...

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‘Hooked line & sinker’ ?

‘Hooked line & sinker’ ?

Well the latest fad that I enjoy
Tho it’s only a little game
It’s called ‘Coinmaster’...

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SEE YA COSMOFUNNEL

It was fun while it lasted
It was a great way to see
Just how insignificant I can be
I...

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The little pain

the little pain when I look in the mirror
the little pain where I hear myself
the little pain...

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Cherry Blossom Pie

Snow angels sitting in the sky
Awaiting messages of love to come
Above us all, lonely lives...

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THE KING OF DISCO

The king of disco was dressed in all white
Jumping and jiving on a Saturday night
Medallion...