Comedy

Holds a candle to scandal and dishes the dirt
Likes to spread rumours about a little town flirt...

He has approached..
Personal space has
been encrouched
I need a method statement...

Here I am laying upon my double bed,
Wondering about the things going through my head ,
What...

My neighbor is so cheap that he uses an antique lawn mower to cut his grass.
He's the cheapest man I...

For ages, all I've wanted is to be heard
I am now, but no one is listening
All that's left is...

Imagination is a marvelous thing

Who needs people when the birds singing, the sun shining,

...

You asked for my help because you have a broken arm and leg.
I've been helping you because I hate to...

Lips chapped
Hair a mess
My mind is trapped
Plagued with stress

With youth I...

Twist and turn
Crash and burn
Every time I think of you
It's usually with contrasts...

Sometimes I find myself walking backwards
Not so much to return to the past but
As more of a...

Immeasurable maturation profoundly
transformed thy Shana Punim
within whose corporeal...

This may be hard for you to believe.
But I always kick the asses of thieves.
While working at...

Sometimes negativity becomes overbearing
And the world seems to be tearing you apart
Your...

I've heard that cantaloupes can't elope
It's against their moral code
And rhubarbs are NOT...

"I always play second fiddle" the trumpet said
The piano chuckled and wished his colour was red...

Have you ever said goodbye to a cat ?
I've been told by friends it's not as simple as that...

Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud
After 83 years of practice
Well didn't actually start...