Comedy

All My Life
I have
been told
to stand
in the corner

As a 6 year old...

I had to do it mam ( Christine Stubbs) ?? scared for life and emotionally abused ?? but what a fantastic...

I never killed anyone before you
You're special you see, you should savour this too
I watched...

Everyone's got those ticklish spots
They seem to be everywhere
Some can stand it for a little...

Hey hey have you heard the breaking news?
Charlie Adams is suffering from last night's booze...

I’m not sure if you’re just stupid or evading what the truth is but whatever your excuse is you’re...

In springtime, high upon a hill
On breezes soft dance daffodils;
In summer, gentle zephyrs...

What would life be like without family?
without Grandmas and Grandpas
who despite your...

Living in limbo
Looking for a bimbo
Washing blood off my timbos
Yo joe you’re too slow...

I am going to tell you a story
About a very smart puppy
And this is a very serious matter...

I really look forward to brekkie each morning
It's my favorite meal of the day
Chickens,...

the humble bumble bee
I remember you in Set Three,
buzzing behind the tainted net
...

ever read someone's rhyme
and you hate it..
but still continue to read it..
and when...

I decided on visiting the zoo today
I saw a funny thing I'm writing to say
The penguins came...

I've lost it and can't find it anywhere
I put it down and now it's not there
I'm sure I put...

I'm a coat stand and you're a chair
I get put on you get sat on does anyone care
It's not...

He fueled on our emotion, made us feel like we would drown,
our boss is on a mission, kicking butts...