Comedy

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One... Fifty-Two... Sixteen...

One... Fifty-Two... Sixteen... Two

Hey little kiddies, have you heard the story
Bout the Teddy Bear who could count to fifty
...

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??????....again

never has she been pleased
in love
or by her lover's heart

Unhappy even in sunset...

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april 15 to April 22 poems

april 15 to April 22 poems

April 15, 2019

Prayers for the Future of the Planet

A shaman priestess
Is deep in...

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The law of knowing

The law of knowing

​​​​​Love touches upon like light
i look at you
as beauty sleeps
a gentle being...

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MY FIVE STAR HOTEL EXPERIENCE

I expected comfort and luxury in a five star hotel
Instead the drains let off an unwelcome smell...

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wake up and smell the .....!

wake up and smell the .....!

She had a son, a strapping lad
who loved his bed a deal too well,
he slept so soundly every...

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STUNG BY A BEE

She was in the garden potting some flowers
An awesome way to spend some hours
Catching the...

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where the sun goes...

where the sun goes...

where you go, I will go as well and if
here is your home, then here I will stay too
every...

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SHE HAD A LONG NAME

Her name when written was never ending
Made it difficult when a letter she was sending
...

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The Seed Inside

The little pit
grows and grows
oh so big
i won’t let it show

nervous of change...

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For My Own Good

I’m too quiet for my own good
Too scared of embracing myself
not letting others see who I am...

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DOUBLE L

Sausages are better cooked when they are grilling
Sandwiches are more delicious with extra filling...

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A Dentist's Revenge

I made the mistake of going to a different dentist.
He did something terrible because he was pissed...

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ROUTINE OF LIFE


Up I get to face the world once more
Starting my routine as I walk out the door
I'm...

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My Moonlight Pose

My Moonlight  Pose

When We
first were
married
My wife
was scrumptiously
in love
with...

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WHAT EMBARRASSMENT LOOKS LIKE

WHAT EMBARRASSMENT LOOKS LIKE

After almost three years and adults acting like children...

Costs of 30 Million Dollars charged to...

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Fine dining experience

Fine dining experience

Take the bog from the man
or the man from the bog
twas far I was reared
from this mist...