Comedy

Sat on the bog
Just about to wipe
Thinking about trying frog tonight
On tinder fitting...

It's just a game of football to the uninterested like you
One side is in black and white the other...

I have always been somewhat ahead of myself and behind the 8-ball
Too much fat here, not enough...

The sound of drums being hit, bang ,bang,bang
With bugles sounding among the band,
Cymbals...

I open my fridge door and nothing is there
Opening my cupboards they are empty and bare
No...

Nope reforming hardened criminal donning
scarred face, manacles jailhouse stripe, et cetera
...

Lord give me faith, to carry on each day.
From home to school to class once more
So tired, we...

Googly-Goo Or Bumping Faces

Sometimes I find it really quite difficult

To differentiate...

Life is good at Mary Rose's place
where God unfurls his infinite grace
Spring leaves cloth...

Catch me if you can catch me if you can
You run as fast as my dear old gran
Why do you have...

The T shirt he wore came with a warning
Best not to wear during the early morning
The...

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed
handily at nine o'...

But sits here donned in his foreign
aged (not so lovely) bag of bones
barely functioning...

On the 50th anniversary
of the post apple munch apocalypse

Senior citizens Adam and Eve...

All My Life
I have
been told
to stand
in the corner

As a 6 year old...

I had to do it mam ( Christine Stubbs) ?? scared for life and emotionally abused ?? but what a fantastic...

I never killed anyone before you
You're special you see, you should savour this too
I watched...