Comedy

I see a girl in the Staten Island Mall yesterday
And I think that she looks really pretty
...

I thought I might go for a walk.
But thought was wrong,
It wasn’t the best.

Every one...

The vicar's knickers were skimpy and small
They were hanging serenely against the garden wall...

I own a bomb but it's not the kind of bomb that you think.
It's a DVD and it's so bad that it made...

So you have to go the doctors
So you call to make the appointment
She say we have opening...

Its shopping day ,how I hate the traipsing round ,
Bumping into people, and their trollies going...

I'm twitchy
Hands shaking
Eyes blurring
Head snapping

Looking down
I...

I found this new drug, it’s great.
One hit, and I’m high for days.
I’m getting some tomorrow...

When I see others
Doing their thing
People applauding
Everyone listening

I...

I will tell you a tale how I was distracted by chocolate and beer
Been eating and drinking them for...

Poetrys like shaggin your Ex
Comforting and familiar
Yet dull and lonely
Regrets...

You're the sweetest little duffer
In your pretty pink bunny suit
Guess Aunt Bea still loves...

on a recent long stay in hospital
I found myself a victim of industrial
abuse... and I was at...

If you dream it then it may come true
Whatever it is you are wanting to do
A study of dreams...

Already the Rich People have started to move out of New York...

The future Elects are promising...

It's not easy swimming in the sea all day
The waves and the water always get in the way
A...

Gravedigger’s daughter, a lovely ghoul,
Newly uprooted from graveyard pool
Teenage zombie,...