Comedy

Did you read it
Or was it read
Did it lead you
On a lead of lead

Was it wind...

of a gentlemen wisck or a tip of a
longtime longer hat there there old...

Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here
wed Alexandria (Algerian, an all around
American...

Does she tell him the truth? or just spare him the pain
for the truth if admitted tonight,
he...

Today I whispered in the devil's ear
What he replied wasn't very clear
I told him that he...

The keyboard is your cape,
You hide, as you type your hate,
Pretending to be someone you're...

breakfast

isn’t breakfast
without bran
and the proteins
and the fibre
...

Shoulders back and sit up straight
Today is the day of your school portrait
Your hair is a...

if objects could talk...

See my sucked in stomach...
I'm trying
Mirror whispers it’s...

A man worked in a laundromat,
Pressing clothes faster than any man can,
He had a legendary...

where are the happiness
that comes
to you and i

When men and women trusted
in...

Yet upon another reflexive routine dash
skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened
with idea...

Especially experiencing onset dehydration,
this opinion shared by former consumer,
he quaffed...

They predicted a hurricane...
named Flora...

Rain pouring
down
on tin pan...

I wish I’d not eaten that cup cake
Or at least one that wasn’t that big.
I wish I had chosen...

He was such a picky eater
So very difficult to please
She dare not put veg on his plate...

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to...