Comedy

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The Drawer of the Drawer

Did you read it
Or was it read
Did it lead you
On a lead of lead

Was it wind...

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What! Fly's by

T is tis a flick and a twist

of a gentlemen wisck or a tip of a
longtime longer hat there there old...

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Average Size Non Boldface...

Average Size Non Boldface Type Longfellows

Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here
wed Alexandria (Algerian, an all around
American...

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Au Naturel

Au Naturel

Does she tell him the truth? or just spare him the pain
for the truth if admitted tonight,
he...

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I WHISPERED IN THE DEVIL&...

Today I whispered in the devil's ear
What he replied wasn't very clear
I told him that he...

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Fakebook Hero...

Fakebook Hero...

The keyboard is your cape,
You hide, as you type your hate,
Pretending to be someone you're...

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BREAKFAST

breakfast

isn’t breakfast
without bran
and the proteins
and the fibre
...

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SCHOOL PORTRAIT DAY

Shoulders back and sit up straight
Today is the day of your school portrait
Your hair is a...

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let's chat

let's chat

if objects could talk...

See my sucked in stomach...
I'm trying
Mirror whispers it’s...

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Marvel Comedy Poem

Marvel Comedy Poem

A man worked in a laundromat,
Pressing clothes faster than any man can,
He had a legendary...

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I cant open my window.

where are the happiness
that comes
to you and i

When men and women trusted
in...

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Unavoidable To Deny...

Unavoidable To Deny Praising Urination And Defecation

Yet upon another reflexive routine dash
skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened
with idea...

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Ice Cold Water Equals...

Ice Cold Water Equals Ultimate Thirst Quencher...

Especially experiencing onset dehydration,
this opinion shared by former consumer,
he quaffed...

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Stuck in mud

They predicted a hurricane...
named Flora...

Rain pouring
down
on tin pan...

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My Achilles Heel

My Achilles Heel

I wish I’d not eaten that cup cake
Or at least one that wasn’t that big.
I wish I had chosen...

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“What an awkward buggger”?

“What an awkward buggger”?

He was such a picky eater
So very difficult to please
She dare not put veg on his plate...

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Pocahontas Was Ugly

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to...