Comedy

By gravity said law
linkedin with physics
stating that a body at rest
will remain thus...

Guided by colour texture and shape
Designing clothes is my one great escape
A safety...

Here he is coming through the stage door
All the females couldn't ask for more
His blond...

I'm a lonely strawberry which I fear is a big mistake
Being beaten into a pulp and end up in a...

She takes them out only just twice a day
There is no alternative and no other way
Brushes...

I'm going to ban rain during June and July
Instead it will be hot,sunny and blue sky
During...

Hold my hand and lead me across the busy road
Carry my shopping and lighten my load
Go to...

Tony and Cherie went for a walk in the woods
Then came to clearing and big field with
Blue...

I once took a lion into an all men's bar
At first he acted fine until the bartender asked for his...

Monday's were the meanest when my wife made muskrat stew I always made sure to finish it although I could...

I have failed on an epic scale
Not my fault I'm a hopeless male
I tried my best that much is...

From Dublin to Donegal from Sligo to Clare
Irishmen are full of Paddies and don't seem to care...

A chink of sun trying to break out of the rain,
Shall I try and put my washing out again?

I’...

Some say yes some say no
Some can't decide which way to go
What you choose that's really up...

He was an unusual fellow around my town
Always wore a hat upside down
The shoes he donned...

I am known
as
Papacito

I was born
in a field
where
Agave
...

The purple dress she wore
while i sing to her ...
melodies .....of ....loving beats. .....