Comedy

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Brekkie

Brekkie

I really look forward to brekkie each morning
It's my favorite meal of the day
Chickens,...

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humm dinger

humm dinger

the humble bumble bee
I remember you in Set Three,
buzzing behind the tainted net
...

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chicken soup

chicken soup

ever read someone's rhyme
and you hate it..
but still continue to read it..
and when...

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A PENGUIN WITH HIGH HEELS

I decided on visiting the zoo today
I saw a funny thing I'm writing to say
The penguins came...

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LOST IT

I've lost it and can't find it anywhere
I put it down and now it's not there
I'm sure I put...

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THE COAT STAND AND THE CHAIR

I'm a coat stand and you're a chair
I get put on you get sat on does anyone care
It's not...

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Boss On Patrol

Boss On Patrol

He fueled on our emotion, made us feel like we would drown,
our boss is on a mission, kicking butts...

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JOHNNY AND ANNIE (BROTHER...

Little Johnny has had a fun packed day
With his sister Annie outside they did play
Going on...

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THE PRINCE OF DENMARK

The Prince of Denmark came to my city the other day
He liked it so much he decided to stay
...

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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Follow your dreams they can come true
Never give up hope whatever you do Dreams can come true...

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Zowie Yikes And Holy Gadzooks

Zowie Yikes And Holy Gadzooks

Zowie, yikes
And holy gadzooks!
It's that really silly
Poetry kook

Coming at...

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The Bully

The Bully

you came galliant
in shining armour
looking like a hero
all sunkissed
despite...

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SNAIL'S PACE

The city of New York is a massive place
Everyone and everything goes at a tremendous pace
...

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ALL BETS ARE OFF

Don't waste your money on this tired old nag
The bookies have this one in the bag
This horse...

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Zen Pen

Zen Pen

The zen pen writes
Delightful phrases
Inspiring topics
that always amazes

The...

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I REFUSE TO BE A REFUSE BAG

Dear householder I refuse to be a refuse bag anymore
You will have to find something else for your...

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Sorry...No Time To Play UNO...

Sorry...No Time To Play UNO With Dada!

Forgotten memory jarred
beholding two decks UNO
materializing from...thin air,
(...