Comedy

while i listen to you sing

as every note is felt

and fingers touches
the piano keys...

Xxvi+ marriage anniversary (mine)
recalls first disastrous
date with future missus
...

Her bulbous shape slid into the water
a mask of monstrosities
hide her physiognomies...

Speaks for itself...

If the Government has their way...

​​​​​​Their bills will be taken out...

All type of characters come here for breakfast every day
The refillable coffees are proving popular...

Now one fine morning I awoke , to hear my conscience tell a joke, I tossed and turned inside my bed as...

Spreading a tall tale is what he did so well
Everybody believed the stories he would tell
...

I turn off damn ringer,
nonetheless...
telephone still buzzes
twenty four seven...

Sung to the song of “Another Bites the Dust” by Queen

Another One Fired By Musk

Oh, fire ‘...

counceller to husband
DO YOU FEEL DOMINATED BY YOUR WIFE.

wife to counceller
NO HE...

What am I doing here
and where do I start?
Can this be for real?
My poor little heart...

He gathered his strength as he walked out the door
Too much left unsaid not to ignore
The...

Some days I’m crazy
Some days I’m not
Some days I’m stable
Some days I’m not
...

People may feel good when they reject you...

It may give them a sense of power or can do attitude...

Sparrowsong he's seriously checking you out...

This is going to be his luckiest day so far......

WARNING: This poem contains language that may not be suitable for certain readers.

A foreign waiter...

My blind date became violent because I took her to Popeyes instead of KFC.
She didn't get her eleven...