Comedy

Googly-Goo Or Bumping Faces

Sometimes I find it really quite difficult

To differentiate...

Life is good at Mary Rose's place
where God unfurls his infinite grace
Spring leaves cloth...

Catch me if you can catch me if you can
You run as fast as my dear old gran
Why do you have...

The T shirt he wore came with a warning
Best not to wear during the early morning
The...

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed
handily at nine o'...

But sits here donned in his foreign
aged (not so lovely) bag of bones
barely functioning...

On the 50th anniversary
of the post apple munch apocalypse

Senior citizens Adam and Eve...

All My Life
I have
been told
to stand
in the corner

As a 6 year old...

I had to do it mam ( Christine Stubbs) ?? scared for life and emotionally abused ?? but what a fantastic...

I never killed anyone before you
You're special you see, you should savour this too
I watched...

Everyone's got those ticklish spots
They seem to be everywhere
Some can stand it for a little...

Hey hey have you heard the breaking news?
Charlie Adams is suffering from last night's booze...

I’m not sure if you’re just stupid or evading what the truth is but whatever your excuse is you’re...

In springtime, high upon a hill
On breezes soft dance daffodils;
In summer, gentle zephyrs...

What would life be like without family?
without Grandmas and Grandpas
who despite your...

Living in limbo
Looking for a bimbo
Washing blood off my timbos
Yo joe you’re too slow...

I am going to tell you a story
About a very smart puppy
And this is a very serious matter...