Comedy

Shoulders back and sit up straight
Today is the day of your school portrait
Your hair is a...

if objects could talk...

See my sucked in stomach...
I'm trying
Mirror whispers it’s...

A man worked in a laundromat,
Pressing clothes faster than any man can,
He had a legendary...

where are the happiness
that comes
to you and i

When men and women trusted
in...

Yet upon another reflexive routine dash
skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened
with idea...

Especially experiencing onset dehydration,
this opinion shared by former consumer,
he quaffed...

They predicted a hurricane...
named Flora...

Rain pouring
down
on tin pan...

I wish I’d not eaten that cup cake
Or at least one that wasn’t that big.
I wish I had chosen...

He was such a picky eater
So very difficult to please
She dare not put veg on his plate...

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to...

Sat on the bog
Just about to wipe
Thinking about trying frog tonight
On tinder fitting...

It's just a game of football to the uninterested like you
One side is in black and white the other...

I have always been somewhat ahead of myself and behind the 8-ball
Too much fat here, not enough...

The sound of drums being hit, bang ,bang,bang
With bugles sounding among the band,
Cymbals...

I open my fridge door and nothing is there
Opening my cupboards they are empty and bare
No...

Nope reforming hardened criminal donning
scarred face, manacles jailhouse stripe, et cetera
...

Lord give me faith, to carry on each day.
From home to school to class once more
So tired, we...