Comedy

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TONY AND THE FALCON

Tony and Cherie went for a walk in the woods
Then came to clearing and big field with
Blue...

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The Bar Once Seen A Lion

I once took a lion into an all men's bar
At first he acted fine until the bartender asked for his...

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The Agony By Week

Monday's were the meanest when my wife made muskrat stew I always made sure to finish it although I could...

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FAILURE ON AN EPIC SCALE

I have failed on an epic scale
Not my fault I'm a hopeless male
I tried my best that much is...

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A PLASTIC PADDY

From Dublin to Donegal from Sligo to Clare
Irishmen are full of Paddies and don't seem to care...

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Flaming June?!

Flaming June?!

A chink of sun trying to break out of the rain,
Shall I try and put my washing out again?

I’...

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SOME SAY YES SOME SAY NO

Some say yes some say no
Some can't decide which way to go
What you choose that's really up...

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AN UNUSUAL FELLOW (CLOTHES)

He was an unusual fellow around my town
Always wore a hat upside down
The shoes he donned...

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Papacito

Papacito

I am known
as
Papacito

I was born
in a field
where
Agave
...

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Sonic rhythms

The purple dress she wore
while i sing to her ...
melodies .....of ....loving beats. .....

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The Drawer of the Drawer

Did you read it
Or was it read
Did it lead you
On a lead of lead

Was it wind...

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What! Fly's by

T is tis a flick and a twist

of a gentlemen wisck or a tip of a
longtime longer hat there there old...

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Average Size Non Boldface...

Average Size Non Boldface Type Longfellows

Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here
wed Alexandria (Algerian, an all around
American...

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Au Naturel

Au Naturel

Does she tell him the truth? or just spare him the pain
for the truth if admitted tonight,
he...

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I WHISPERED IN THE DEVIL&...

Today I whispered in the devil's ear
What he replied wasn't very clear
I told him that he...

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Fakebook Hero...

Fakebook Hero...

The keyboard is your cape,
You hide, as you type your hate,
Pretending to be someone you're...

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BREAKFAST

breakfast

isn’t breakfast
without bran
and the proteins
and the fibre
...