Comedy

The nearly man is almost but not quite there
Doesn't complete his tasks and doesn't care
He...

What once was isn't now
The internet does it all somehow
Tells you the best places where to...

People are saying that I'm a rotten kid.
They're mad and can't believe what I did.
Summer...

Ironclad choke hold tightened
around pencil necked geek
stranglehold noose asphyxiated...

It's hard being me I have a hard life
I am dear friend a butcher's knife
I'm responsible for...

Torpedo style full speed ahead
keeping me in suspense,
what salacious gossip
gets...

A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who.
It took less than...

Blue bottles, midges, pesky flies
these dam tiny devils are very wise
They target you with...

A taxi driver charged me fifty bucks for a short trip.
And then the S.O.B. had the nerve to ask for...

Pursuit for elusive prey
teases yours truly
into treacherous catacombs
dangerous...

What I wonder shall I write today
So many subjects I have to say
I could write about this...

In these, the finely etched moments of morning
As though through a finely crafted,
Rose-...

Excuse me!
This does not belong to me!
It is not mine!
I don’t want it left in my mind...

When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good.
But the boss lied to me...

Hey big guy!

You're too tall
Bend down so we can hear you

Tell us what to do...

??? writing this, made me have a right chuckle! ?? have you seen Sally?? Wanted! Inflated or deflated!...

Into lonely senescence -
three plus decades already elapsed
trepidation, hesitation...