Comedy

Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit.
When I came to the table, I...

Mr and Mrs Monkey had a monkey son
Like other monkeys he swung on trees for fun
He also ate...

just let me be free for today
under the same sun but it burns where I am
somehow, I let you...

“COME BY” shouted the shepherd a-herding his flock of sheep
“WAY TO ME” he yelled again to
...

In her wardrobe there is always the colour pink
What she chooses to wear she doesn't have to think...

It’s Friday again,
How an earth can this be so
‘Heaven’s above’
I’m sure it was...

Marys little brother was more placid than herself
Infact ‘Perfect Paul was as soft as clarts...

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
...

Oh for crying out loud give me a break
Will you please be quiet for goodness sake
I am not...

Origami.

Fold me three times, conceal me.
Keep me in your jewellery box,
Beneath your...

This erstwhile avid poet stir "boy"
prone to hyperbole in a "man" newer
(manure) of writing...

(Written for my facebook group on our @CraftedbyWeirdos page for Valentine's day. Thought it should be...

Well I can pen about pleasure
Or I could upset one with pain
As I cunjure up from my inner-...

A man with three legs I saw in my dreams last night
He gave me the shakes and he was quite a sight...

Blinkin’ heck that’s eight today I’ve wrote
I reckon I’m on a thinking roll
Haha I feel...

It came back
i don’t know how
they helped my back
but they aren’t the same

i...

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have...