Comedy

I know I’m just a grandmother aging in my senior years
My youthfulness changes annually along with...

He is as ‘Drunk as s skunk,’
as ‘Nissed as a pewt’
Watching him stagger along the road is...

Tricky Dickie was a wide boy that's a fact
Everything about him was neatly stacked
Bargains...

I went for a stroll by myself last night
It wasn’t that dark coz the full moon was bright
I...

America gives the world McDonald's and KFC
If wasn't for India we wouldn't be drinking tea
...

All the shit
being digested
by me
with what I hear
From CNN, NBC and
...

Not me
cuz
i got my
words going
on

Nick nick paddy wack
Give the DOG a bone
This old man he ran away
He left the dog...

According to
Trump University's
Transcripts
The Valedictorian
For the Class of...

If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug.
Whenever I see one, I get mad and they...

‘Fresh as a daisy’ ramblers
Glimpse in my window
As they wander on by
The speediness...

I would
require a
Forensic Doctor
who specializes
in “Covert Poisons”
...

(Concocting cock and bull poetic pap
promises to approximate bovine rap
worse case scenario...

I'm doing a bench press and a squat thrust
In order to lose weight I really must
I have to...

Here's my philosophy for what it's worth

Not the first time I've expressed my outlook on life...

The grand piano stood in the grand dining room
Cared for and looked after like a new born from a...

I think Hollywood would
Forgive You
For falsely accusing the
Average Joe
with...