Comedy

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Ten days

For ten days I wrote,
around me built a mote.

Screamed did my soul.

All my life...

Poem -

Slain...

Slain...

Tonight
i cant
​​​​​​my thoughts are broken
Like my heart

It seems you want...

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Rapscallion Raps Raptly

Rapscallion Raps Raptly

Rapturousness wrought Unitarian
transformational spiritual rapport
traversing thru space/time...

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Mickey And Minnie Making Love

Mickey And Minnie Making Love

This is something old Walter never talked about

But I wonder if Mickey and Minnie ever made out...

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Theory of Haha

Theory of HAHA states:

If a particular thought ..can provoke
Brain activity.

And...

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Spellchecker

From an a in front of an a word,
to two z’s,Living in peace.

From camas in mama’s
to...

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WHATS ON TELE LIKE

WHATS ON TELE LIKE

I would love to see a good fight tonight
But alas No ,its soaps Corrie Eastenders and Emmerdale,...

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Happy As Poop

Happy As Poop

Oh for the days of my long lost youth
Making paper airplanes, watching em glide
Looping like...

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RATE MY PLATE

RATE MY PLATE

Served on a crisp baby gem leaf
a salad of prawn and mango,
Chilli...

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Will i....

If i had you
I will
I Will

Thinking of rainy days with us
I will

...

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Giggles and i again

you come....
Come
Take take.....my love take

Never giving me.... nor a smile...

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Giggles and i

Giggles and i

come play your piano
play let us ....be us

I will listen like i do to your heart
I...

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I WON'T EAT THAT

I WON'T EAT THAT

I won't eat that the colours aren't nice
This was said by four year old Billy Price
His mum...

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Gelded Race Horse

Gelded Race Horse

A man ripped me off, he sold he a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me...

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Flu

Flu

Within me you reside,
Threw my noes you will fly,
My weapon is a napkin
And yours is...

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My girl

Wow your words are very true! You’ve always been the girl that made my sky turn blue. I’ve never loved...

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CAREFUL PLANNING (LEFT BEHIND)

CAREFUL PLANNING (LEFT BEHIND)

The holiday essentials have all been ticked
All the right clothes have been duly picked
My...