Comedy

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Wait, blue cannot possibly be a violet’s true hue!

Are...

All across the webbed wide esse Scott's wold
emerald green Trifolium
carpets harbor untold...

Where are you St Patrick
great myth of our isle
the snakes have returned
and have been...

He played his instrument with zest
That musical thing was thumped with zeal
His finger’s...

It’s snowing outside my window but I aint goin’ nowhere
Tis blowin’ a hooley yet I’m not gonna move...

There will
come a day
when I will
peacefully
begin a
new journey...

I think there
are Bed Bugs
in my Ink
as
Something
keeps
itching...

I broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord.
I was struck by a bolt of...

It pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long.
It's extremely embarrassing because I...

I did what my Doctor told me
I took her wise advice
The medicine she gave me was really very...

Fudge wouldn’t budge
She was as stubborn as a mule
The thought of stepping out in that rain...

Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named our band 'Kiss'.
That angered Gene...

I penned three new lines
Tho I hadn’t a clue where it was going
I always commence a ditty...

600 ditties
Goodness me fancy that
Tho time has passed fast
Creating verses whilst I’...

Beyond the wooly wildebeests
Along the muddy track
There’s a wild looking ranger
...

I sacrificed my soul with a desire to be free
To rid away mundane life & reality
I...

His puppy dog chewed his favourite slippers
There were fur balls everywhere
It was desperate...