Comedy

You gotta be innit to winnit
So with this in my inner mind
I’ve entered a phone-in...

Could easily eat eggs three times a day
Love those little buggers so much
Thanks to the hens...

No paint today, the easel's packed away
My brushes stand forlorn pencils are unshorn
No oils...

Last night we went to a great gala, a fundraiser for the JCC;
With about two hundred people, it was...

I got out my bed to go to the loo
Ouch I stubbed my big, left toe
God know’s how I caught...

Isn’t it hilarious when the youngun’s think you’ve lost the plot
They say “Mam you are losing your...

All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life.
I've...

You can't catch flies with vinegar but you sure can with honey.
I can't catch any girls in my town...

There is a Law on the Books which states that sex before marriage is a misdemeanor crime...

(Hello...

I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant.
I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't.
...

I can hear an eerie sound
As I contemplate going outside
It is ‘Blowin’-a -hooley
...

Test the waters...

Free Food...

Free Healthcare...

Free Education...

Free...

Freanch fries are wise
for best result
cook in the fry

good with gravy
or...

Upon prima facie first blush
me mind's eye all atwitter,
sans long forgotten
"FAKE"...

You leave with a horse and Saddle.

You come back with horse and no Saddle.
Well what happend...

I'm sat at home wondering what to do,
Theres washing on the line ,and more to ensue ,
Theres...

Everyone is at it !!
It’s a knack you may say
Tossing it up & down
Catching it in...