Comedy

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IGNORING THINGS

IGNORING THINGS

Pause and stop that's what the instructions said
It was so confusing I went to bed
Walk not...

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AOC

AOC

She is Powerful

She is Dangerous

She is Amazing

Why?

AOC was a...

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Vrrrrooom Vrrrooom punch?

 Vrrrrooom Vrrrooom punch?

Hank & Harvey were two avid bikers
They used to sit together at school
Whilst Harvey...

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The Latest ā€˜Aging-pill’ ?

The Latest ā€˜Aging-pill’ ?

Well I’ve got my inspiration from clocking our local 10 o’clock news
Now I’m extremely interested...

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Not ready for ā€˜Cuckooland’...

Not ready for ā€˜Cuckooland’ yet ?

I have such a sluggish scatter brain
Dam thing drives me around the bend
This loosing my...

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HUMPTY TRUMPTY

HUMPTY TRUMPTY

Humpty Trumpty wanted to construct a great wall
However Humpty would be heading for a major fall...

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Too Young To Get Old

Too Young To Get Old

I'm really much too young to get old
Something's drastically out of whack
I'm still this...

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DE

DE

DElightful little poem is this begins with DE
DEscribes the flow of the poem as you about to see...

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Squatters

While I was on vacation, two squatters came to my house to live.
They didn't even get permission,...

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Adapt in life?

Adapt in life?

Adapt is a word I use almost everyday
Coz nothing in this life ever turns out precisely as it does...

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ā€˜Drop dead gorgeous guy’

ā€˜Drop dead gorgeous guy’

He was a used to be
ā€˜top of pops’ kinda man
Theres not a song that he didn’t know
...

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Rant Over ?

Rant Over ?

Oh how I really wish I loved football
Alas it’s a sport I just don’t ā€˜get’ at all
Miniature...

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JENNY'S NEW LOOK

JENNY'S NEW LOOK

So Jenny was passing a hairdressing salon
Went inside and asked make me a beautiful swan
...

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Slam....

Slam....

When fools get blind on colours and looses self

And pain strangles Pain
Like
Silence...

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Over & over again?

Over & over again?

Over & over again ?

Silently singing the same song in my head over & over again
...

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Like a drunk drinking ....love

I am running into hearts of love
each and every day
When Summer comes dancing

And,the...

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Feed me now ?

Feed me now ?

I’m not a fussy eater
Everything edible is good
Infact there’s hardly anything
That I...