Comedy

Lads and Lasses
It is about that
time a year again
In Anticipation
of St....

Parties for one are really so much fun
Can wear what I want it has to be done
Drink what I...

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.
I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the...

girlfriends just want to have fun
right now, why don’t we just let go?
every starry night is...

FROM BIKINI BOTTOM TIMES...

...Spongebob Squarepants...what...atoll...?
plunged into where...

Come in and come out of that rain
It's really so nice to see you once again
I will make you...

A man’s best friend is his dog
Or at least that’s what they say
My husband’s always telling...

This old geezer is multitalented

I'm able to talk and chew gum at the same time

Can even...

There’s a moose on the loose,
in the fog,
in newfoundland.

Hunters having troubles...

All the words have been written onto a page
Another poem to share with you all at some stage...

“Order! Order!” whistled Eric Swan, the Chair. “Let the lady croak!”

Eric and the other birds,...

I know I’m just a grandmother aging in my senior years
My youthfulness changes annually along with...

He is as ‘Drunk as s skunk,’
as ‘Nissed as a pewt’
Watching him stagger along the road is...

Tricky Dickie was a wide boy that's a fact
Everything about him was neatly stacked
Bargains...

I went for a stroll by myself last night
It wasn’t that dark coz the full moon was bright
I...

America gives the world McDonald's and KFC
If wasn't for India we wouldn't be drinking tea
...