Comedy

Last time they showed us
pigs can fly
this time theyre
transporting us back to a time...

Who
What Fue
Brought
Lil mama
In this club
Who
O yeah
She...

he was
nicknamed
crispy
for his
love of
fire
ironically
in...

When I was a kid old folkies sayings were so weird
Like me Dad saying to me
‘Al wipe that...

My friend fancied a linedancing class
She didn’t feel like going alone
So after I hummed...

It’s THAT time of day
When your familes have all gone
You’re exhausted from tidying up the...

When Coleco made the Atari 2600 Donkey Kong Junior, what were they thinking?
When they made this...

Slipping on the harderend ice decked like splattered eggs
My hips in sheer agony & I’ve got...

Purfect said the cat and doggone said the dog
This poem I reckon will be a terrible slog
...

If lawyers get de-barred and clergymen de-frocked
Does it naturally follow and make sense
...

the rain spilling hope of love
to another day
of cocoa smelling from my neighbours pot...

“You all”
“they all.”
“they all do that.”
label by looks not actions.

“teens...

I would if I could but I can’t
I will if I won’t yet I shan’t
If you tell me to do it I will...

So a nice quiet spot by the river I think
Or perhaps that pub in a field so I can go for a drink...

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law...

Hey!

Hey I'm sorry, I was looking at your stories,

a relative of yours died, and I could...

He had a straw body and a straw head
At night he rested on his large straw bed
This man...