Comedy

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Spellchecker

From an a in front of an a word,
to two z’s,Living in peace.

From camas in mama’s
to...

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WHATS ON TELE LIKE

WHATS ON TELE LIKE

I would love to see a good fight tonight
But alas No ,its soaps Corrie Eastenders and Emmerdale,...

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Happy As Poop

Happy As Poop

Oh for the days of my long lost youth
Making paper airplanes, watching em glide
Looping like...

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RATE MY PLATE

RATE MY PLATE

Served on a crisp baby gem leaf
a salad of prawn and mango,
Chilli...

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Will i....

If i had you
I will
I Will

Thinking of rainy days with us
I will

...

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Giggles and i again

you come....
Come
Take take.....my love take

Never giving me.... nor a smile...

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Giggles and i

Giggles and i

come play your piano
play let us ....be us

I will listen like i do to your heart
I...

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I WON'T EAT THAT

I WON'T EAT THAT

I won't eat that the colours aren't nice
This was said by four year old Billy Price
His mum...

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Gelded Race Horse

Gelded Race Horse

A man ripped me off, he sold he a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me...

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Flu

Flu

Within me you reside,
Threw my noes you will fly,
My weapon is a napkin
And yours is...

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My girl

Wow your words are very true! You’ve always been the girl that made my sky turn blue. I’ve never loved...

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CAREFUL PLANNING (LEFT BEHIND)

CAREFUL PLANNING (LEFT BEHIND)

The holiday essentials have all been ticked
All the right clothes have been duly picked
My...

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Comedy on Smiles

i had a rose name daffodils
She smell like a jasmine
on a winter night

Tomorrow i...

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No ne se n se.

as tears trickles into
love

of silence tense

to your ...mischievous kind
of...

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Where Doth The Internet Exist?

Where Doth The Internet Exist?

The pro fun ditty of above
stated poetic side - title aligned
into an unexpected Eureka...

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Lemon rhyme

Lemon rhyme

This is my Lemon,I wrote it it’s mine
Never come from a tree or vine.

It was plucked from a...

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‘Call It What You Will’?

‘Call It What You Will’?


As I mature I evaluate my life
I divert from unnecessary negatives
Things that cause...