Comedy

Humpty Dumpty knocked on Jack’s door, he had fallen off a wall again, so his head was very sore
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I got some tickets to a concert,
To see my favourite band,
And wanted to invite all my...

Mummy Mummy please come here
I've just seen a ghost and I want you near
Daddy Daddy I've...

His old flat cap and trusty spade,
He knew that he’d been blessed
For some poor souls had...

Absolute zero escape
velocity guts dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz metabolic...

Some people are like Christmas lights...

They mostly work outside the box for a season...

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The bowling alley of life
We all stand on the line
Of the bowling alley of life
With...

Everyone is one-of-a-kind
There's ain't nobody else like us
But they say, we all have a...

I support a football team Derby County whose
initials are D.C
I like the American stuff too...

If I was a a Doctor I hope you are always getting sick.
If I was a Herbalist I hope my magic bullets...

A Muffin Top Before - Why Now!?

Impossible firm he (reed myth self)
to compete with Adonis,...

He was favourite for the race today
No other horses would get in his way
That's what the...

Think today's gonna be a good one
Not really feeling all that bad
Except pains in my legs and...

Have you heard of the cowboy from Preston
He wore a checked shirt and a very big stetson
The...

Often filled with jam sometimes with cream
Doughnuts are the ultimate dream
When your tummy...

Rabbie Burns nicht is upon us
With Haggis, neeps & tattie
Pipers playing Auld...

I cannot sit still or lay
Said the little kitten May
I feel like a grump
I have no...