Comedy

Okay everyone, on the count of three... giggle!

Did you do it?

If you did, I bet you feel...

Minus 5 outside the ground is hard as hell
Watch out all ye oldies who cannot walk as well
...

Let me introduce you to playboy Jack
When it came to meeting ladies he had the knack
Didn't...

Sparrowsong how did your date go?

He was so fine!

I didn't go...

You didn't go?...

I can jump puddles how clever am I ?
I can also climb trees and I'm learning to fly
I can in...

Eyes asleep
Body half awake
I frantically scrammed
As the alarm clock began to quake...

The states of America have some fantastic names
They lend themselves to one of those poetry games...

in honor of the blood moon, here are three of my lunatic poems recently posted on my blog the world...

Fake Things

We live in a world
Of fake things

Fake Products
Fake News
...

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.
Many people don't understand my situation and...

The brothers Blue
With sunny shoes
And sister, I’d like to abuse
Wouldn’t, make the...

From a wee guy age two to his dad
in the year 2050!

How long before I can drive a car?...

Considered by the city as a local bike
This poor girl had a name she didn't like
Having a...

Cannot Wall The Will Of Catapulting Mice

A titled unwritten poem requiring
little effort to...

Maybe I have no skill or not got the knack
The boomerang I threw won't come back
Should I...

They smuggled in goods they were not supposed to do
Contraband items they would sell on to...

Who said it was nifty to be fifty
I don’t believe they had a clue
Its so much better to be...