Comedy

I just had a coffe,
It really wasent bad,
Ran out of cream so I had it
just black...

Thats it wrighters block.
Hit the spot.
Hog wash is all i got

Heaven be a helper...

Look into my eyes the hypnotist said to me
I did as I was told but could no longer see
He...

(Inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movies.)

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give...

Where have you been
my little kitty cat?
playin with the nabours
Doing devilish...

Once upon a time
In a land far away
Lived a pathetic mime
Whose life was nothing but...

Writing is tough,
for I do not know
just how to make
my words flow.
It seems...

Who found my five dollar bill
lost it out of my rig
still great find ,jug of wine
.....

Should I today go biking or riding
On a horse or a bike I am too busy deciding
Maybe I...

Chill Bill
Stand still
Take a pill
Against your will ?

Relax Max
Panic...

The word man has become offensive...

Boys will stay boys...

Maybe, I was right all along...

I’ll try to take
A break
Not trying to fake
Just don’t want to drown
In a lake...

The sin bin is where you can duly confess
It's a place to unload your guilt I guess
We all...

awaiting commercial sponsors to become...
what else...,but hand over fist money makers?
(http...

Pause and stop that's what the instructions said
It was so confusing I went to bed
Walk not...

She is Powerful

She is Dangerous

She is Amazing

Why?

AOC was a...

Hank & Harvey were two avid bikers
They used to sit together at school
Whilst Harvey...