Comedy

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Alone.

Alone.

I’m not lonely
but I am alone.

Surrounded by people who are loved
Surrounded by...

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An appeal to inventors

An appeal to inventors

I need a new invention
and I'm not clever enough myself.

See, I sometimes need intervention...

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Alphabet Spaghetti

Alphabet Spaghetti

A while ago Lodigiana wrote
of the youth that lives inside.

I have the perfect example....

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Argh! An Errant Stray Left...

Argh! An Errant Stray Left Parenthesis!

Upon (die) re rhea ding previous poem
All In The Name Of "Progress" zen
a glaring, leering,...

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Hoping you are there

Like a place within dreams
you call to me
in love a language of you

yet I could not...

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Stolen Stop Sign

Stolen Stop Sign

Many injuries have occurred because of this stupid son of mine.
My youngest son is so ignorant that...

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Govan Lass (written in...

Am a lass fae Govan
There a wiz born n breid
When a wiz wee a wiz playing tig oan the dykes...

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Indigo Child

Indigo Child

Angels follow auras that glow, hold my hand come on lets go
Into the happiness, positive, pure...

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Chaotic or Poetic ?

Chaotic or Poetic ?

I don't know where to start, I've told myself not to lose control
I'm tired and wanting to fall, I'...

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An Apple a Day

An Apple a Day

People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore...

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Cigarette Thief

Cigarette Thief

Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to...

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Boys

Boys

Woe is me. Oh misery.
Why does my bathroom smell of pee?
I'll tell you why! I've always known...

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WELL CHECK

WELL CHECK

What time are they coming?

Any time now, Sparrowsong...

Remember, don't get in the way...

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PRESIDENT WILLIAM TAFT

PRESIDENT WILLIAM TAFT

William Taft was the 27th President of the USA
A likeable fellow so the stories say
He...

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:)

:)

Oh what a wonderful feeling,
When your heart goes boom,
At a beautiful smile,
That can...

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This song for ...life.

I will not leave my heart to die without You
A gently embrace
A moon light dance
A...

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Show me your eyes

Beneath where my soul is lost
my love for you
is painted in my tenderness of soft
as...