Comedy

Something happened to me that chills me to the bone.
Nobody recognizes me, I think I'm in the...

My mother said, “Don’t buy that thing ‘cause if you do, I’ll kill it.
Straight to the kitchen I will...

B ecause E very L onely O ne N eeds G uidance...

B etter to E xplain that L ove from O thers is N...

I brought you home
for I could not resist
that pushed in face
and rolly girth

...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
But he didn't fall deliberately...

If you want to take everything seriously...

If you miss the days of old...

If laughter is...

"Hello, I'm Ruben ad I'm a cat, you know an animal, like dogs n that"

"Got me human round my little...

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain...

Is rhymed poetry truly dead
as some have hinted or have said?
If so, I’m doomed, for in my...

The love of the candle as it flickers upon her lips of black
takes every taste of her pleasures and...

My name is Anna , and I am unique.
I have a magical horse that only I can see.
My magical...

In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
...

W as it just my I magination? N ot E xactly.

W hat did I N ot understand? E verything.

W...

My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and...

Unfaithful, unethical...

Great at lacking morals...

Believes he can have any woman he sets...

Alun Wyn is probably one of the best players in the world
at his position ,
a great captain...

Let me tell you a tale of a lady called Rita
Who decided one day to sell her heater
Every day...