Comedy

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Bisque (Pronounced Bisk)

Bisque (Pronounced Bisk)

Ate Dinner
with my wife
Asked the Waiter
what the soup
of the day
was...

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Suggestions Anyone...?

Suggestions Anyone...?

Without malice nor forth-thought,
no wide dee what aye will write
and thus would gladly take...

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Max The Ghetto Dog

Max The Ghetto Dog

Welcome to the Family
Max
We love that you
are here

Ironically
We saw...

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Dick

Dick

Many have
stated
I should
have
been
named
Richard
as the...

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Party

A Party is a fun place to be,
Well to everyone BUT me.
Everyone who enjoys to be within a...

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Where's The Mouse

Where's The Mouse

“Where’s the mouse?”
Said the rabbit to the fox
The fox looked around
Said, “I think...

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The Football

Football is a funny thing,
Kick about a bit of leather,
To and fro between children,
...

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Child minding

She ponders as amidst the fray she sits
The kids causing havoc pulling the place to bits
...

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Just a sad nigga being sad

Just a sad nigga being sad

Dose your bed feel empty yet ,while your laying there in your sweat ,do you feel alone, wandering around...

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Milk and honey

Look closely
and when tomorrow comes
you will be my last

I will bathe you in milk and...

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You too..

tonight there will be no love again
as he begins with paper turns
by turn by turn

...

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Chillassing

Chillassing

The coolness of the bench on
my bare ass makes all my
worries fly pass

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Aye Das Scribe Desirous...

Aye Das Scribe Desirous Nothing Short...,

Sans Whole Body Out Of Country Transplant

hmm...methinks mebbe aye
can empty the ocean...

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Lay me down

Now I lay me down to sleep
My insane thoughts have gone too deep
I opened my mouth to often...

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Punctuation Police Patrol

Punctuation Police Patrol

Dictionary in hand Bobbies
manned state of the spy craft created
strategic peripheral...

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Opened Star Wars Action...

Opened Star Wars Action Figures

I had all of the original Star Wars action figures that were sealed in their packs.
My ex-friend...

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Innocent Omission Of A...

Innocent Omission Of A Lower Case "m"!

Top notch legal scholar Erin Go Braw
(less concerned about being fair versus
abominable,...