Comedy

Don't wanna fight anymore
in the political maelstrom
not dissipating any time soon

My...

The wise know if the game is taking a turn for the worse.
The score mounts up against you as though...

The botch-it mechanic sits in his garage
on an oil-stained swivel chair
surrounded by Haynes...

Every day is a winding road
This was said by Toady Toad
He and Froggy Frog went from A to B...

Let me dear reader ask you to turn back the clock
To prehistoric times in a fictious town called...

Five benches in a semi-circle
You can watch the world go by
But the middle one is sacred...

I own something that makes my life a living Hell.
I've become a social outcast because I drive an...

Hmm, perhaps titled,
aye poem already didst aired
though revisiting said theme
...

When a man said he rode a hog, I thought he was talking about a motorbike.
But he actually rode a...

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay.
That low life piece of scum only gave...

I am the one that made her clean the widows
To make them resemble crystals
But no one sees...

Oh the year we see a change
The Donald Trump they say is strange,

He comes with force and...

Why is it so
When we put on a shoe,

We love how it looks
Because it’s brand new,...

Each swipe right brings a feeling of hope
Alone for so long just how do I cope
The next match...

I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw.
I'm very mean and I've broken every law.
Most...

They weren't blind and there wasn't three of them,
we saw how they ran after the farmer's wife,...

Something happened to me that chills me to the bone.
Nobody recognizes me, I think I'm in the...