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Prized Love !

Prized Love !

You took me to the nirvana, I had never thought of.
Here, you showed the truth regarding higher love...

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Tabby Cat

Tabby Cat

I am an old stray tabby cat
Lauded in my stead
Through door ajar
And window crack...

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5 Million

Last year, I found five million dollars in a briefcase.
The owners want it back, I'm constantly...

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The Old Man's Journey...

The old man went to Dover.
He met a young man named Ben Dover.
They had a nice drink
...

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Coatbridge Jester

Coatbridge Jester

There was once a Coatbridge Jester,
Who taught his dog a rude gesture,
Unfortunate it was,...

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Pesky Poppycock Payback!...

Pesky Poppycock Payback! Please Prepare!

Prevarication permits pretend perception, presenting
piquantly piqued, pimply pimping playboy,...

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The Woman of My Dreams Is a...

I learned that the woman of my dreams isn't a filly.
Just a few nights ago, I learned that she has a...

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I Wanna Head Transplant

I Wanna Head Transplant

Yup, you red correctly,
this noggin must go
perhaps donated
to the Salvation Army, or...

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HULK'S RAMPAGE

HULK'S RAMPAGE

Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk when he got a flu shot.
He turned into the Hulk because it hurt a...

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AKA PRESCHOOL NIGHTMARE!

AKA PRESCHOOL NIGHTMARE!

She has the all the experience she will ever need as a two-year old and with one day of School behind her...

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Tat ...blues

Of blues and you
like butterflies sounds fluttering from her heart
her breathing tells of...

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Human Combustion

Suzane Loney Junior
Was in love with Philip Senior
And he didn't even she was alive
...

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Colours of Jealousy

Colours of Jealousy

It's grey
when you walked in
we all have bodies but yours a weapon
Like the stars we...

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Howard the Duck

Howard the Duck

I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks.
The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the...

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Meghan, Prince harry and me

Meghan, Prince harry and me

Can somebody help me
Please help anyone
I am looking for my Meghan
And I don't know...

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Broken Spinal Cord

I got my butt kicked by a man who has very big muscles.
I was moving in on his girlfriend who is...

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A Bissel Mashugga

A Bissel Mashugga

this alteh kocker nostalgically reflects
being ma late mama's boytchik
(now, she long since...