Comedy

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.
She went behind my back and had a sex...

Pity the fool who lives by numbers
He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers
Imagines...

You can
take my Soul

To love in ways
my heart will beat
to you of love...

Eyes so blinded
I walked through sheets of skin

In seasons
in drops of wetness...

My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.
My sister knocked her out in a mall and then...

I walked past a house and started to stare
I wondered how a pair of trainers ended up there
...

(cuz ma life iz such a drag...
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pyre aye roll out to you dear reader...

my shadow dances
in the dust to death
In this chill of the wind
as I looked from a...

It is illegal to refuse to hire disabled people in the state of Tennessee.
Even though I graduated...

A Spider weaves its web...

Ready to capture, always ready to eat...

It will hunt by day and...

Twittered Via Chilled Wren
At Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

Prior carte blanche to confessing...

I bumped into you on a crowded street
My own fault for having two left feet
I apologised and...

When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred,
they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head...

There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE...

In the mid nineteenth century in London town
Something strange was going down
It was a new...

Sometimes
I think
if more
people
believed
in Birth Control
Today'...

Ate Dinner
with my wife
Asked the Waiter
what the soup
of the day
was...