Comedy

As little girls
We grow up fast,
The innocence
will never last,

The magazines...

Squirrels can read...

Squirrels can't avoid food at theme parks, either...

Birds and French...

Don't be cross with me, life is too short mon ami,
we should behave nicely, conduct ourselves...

There are many types of people...

Those that believe insulting others makes them look great......

(for Faith Van Riel )

Thank you Faith for asking the question,
it has made me laugh and...

Life is to short
people always say.

It is what it is
Come what may.

Sorry...

Laying in an extremely lonely bed,
Plenty of thoughts running through my small head,
Like the...

The hair belonging to Max is a wonderful thing
It goes all over the place when he starts to sing...

Here's a story from my old school days, of a sinister girl with peculiar ways..

her name was...

Hey Justin
that Summit
was a pretty
big deal
and I am
sure
you...

4th of June on a beautiful day
the EDL fascists thought they'd have their say.

In a Bristol...

So , I was sitting there,
trying to write a piece about youth.
Thinking so long the computer...

After being amply lathered
from head to toe, aye
ya eye ya eye ya eye, and without fail...

I was looking for my mate budgie,
I had some news for him about my health,
earlier the doctor...

If you've ever owned a cat then you'll know what they're like.
I've owned a couple in my life, some...

They say why fart and waste when you can burp and taste it well I say so I can share it if I'm walking in...

You made true sense of everything which once perturbed.
You caused me to consider theories, with...