Comedy

Meow.

O.k. I can hear you.

Meow.

Just let me finish this next line.

Meow...

ITS mid AUG and Tony and Cherie wedding will be soon,
AS the day begains Tony wakes ups he looks...

In the aftermath
of partaking
in butter pie
and a cup
of tea
An inquiry...

He told many stories that didn't ring true
If you believe them that's up to you
He was known...

She has attended almost every funeral and wake
Mrs Royal though is an imposter and a fake
...

“The meek humble gush of wind felt ambitiously nervous,
No one wants to own me”;it appealed, do...

I went across
the line
though I was told
not to
The rebellious
Nature...

It is
sad yet
true
that
most
men
initially
do
not...

With two plane tickets in business class
Lisa pondered on who she would as
She wanted someone...

I'm not a fan of football,
rugbys' kind of lame,
i really do hate tennis,
chess is...

You get up in the morning,
and on the table rests,
a newspaper waiting,
to hurt and...

Our village has a little church,
with a grave yard at the bottom,
with a couple of wooden...

Even though I'm twenty-two years old, I still wear a diaper.
I haven't been changed in a week and I'...

Space hoppers were popular when I was a kid
Bouncing for hours was something I never did
...

Must have escaped from a neighbour nearby
This three foot python wanted a new home to try
...

The bumbling thief picked a pocket nothing was there
Instead of a wallet there was only...

Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong...