Comedy

Am a lass fae Govan
There a wiz born n breid
When a wiz wee a wiz playing tig oan the dykes...

Angels follow auras that glow, hold my hand come on lets go
Into the happiness, positive, pure...

I don't know where to start, I've told myself not to lose control
I'm tired and wanting to fall, I'...

People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore...

Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to...

Woe is me. Oh misery.
Why does my bathroom smell of pee?
I'll tell you why! I've always known...

What time are they coming?

Any time now, Sparrowsong...

Remember, don't get in the way...

William Taft was the 27th President of the USA
A likeable fellow so the stories say
He...

Oh what a wonderful feeling,
When your heart goes boom,
At a beautiful smile,
That can...

I will not leave my heart to die without You
A gently embrace
A moon light dance
A...

Beneath where my soul is lost
my love for you
is painted in my tenderness of soft
as...

Yesterday's silence
today she speaks of only happiness
knowing
it would be kept...

They took 10oo0 LargE & small
MALe nd fEmAL Old n YOunG
FAThr mother Daughtr SoN
N...

I've got to say, this one was tough.
I even thought I'd try and bluff
my way through all the...

I tried cooking dinner with wine last night
after five glasses I didn't care if it was right
...

My parents bought me an NES thirty years ago in 1988.
At the time, owning that video game console...

I think something has happened,
Happened to the world!
Everyone is acting different.
...