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NOT a sporty person

NOT a sporty person

I'm not a fan of football,
rugbys' kind of lame,
i really do hate tennis,
chess is more my game.

i despise the shotput,
javelin just ain't my thing,
long distance is my nemesis,
but at board games I am king,

im not a sporty person,
that's just who I am,
but my brother's pretty good at it,
(and I'm his biggest fan!)

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John Astley

A lovely rhyme with a simple message well written Emily.

John

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Shaun Cronick

Emily I don't know if you still visit this site or your pages from time to time but I hope this comment will find you and finds you well.
A great write you have displayed here and love a rhyming one that delivers the goods.
For you certainly have here and enjoyably so.
And thank you for doing so.

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