Comedy

Poem -

The Football

Football is a funny thing,
Kick about a bit of leather,
To and fro between children,
...

Poem -

Child minding

She ponders as amidst the fray she sits
The kids causing havoc pulling the place to bits
...

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Just a sad nigga being sad

Just a sad nigga being sad

Dose your bed feel empty yet ,while your laying there in your sweat ,do you feel alone, wandering around...

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Poem -

Milk and honey

Look closely
and when tomorrow comes
you will be my last

I will bathe you in milk and...

Poem -

You too..

tonight there will be no love again
as he begins with paper turns
by turn by turn

...

Poem -

Chillassing

Chillassing

The coolness of the bench on
my bare ass makes all my
worries fly pass

Poem -

Aye Das Scribe Desirous...

Aye Das Scribe Desirous Nothing Short...,

Sans Whole Body Out Of Country Transplant

hmm...methinks mebbe aye
can empty the ocean...

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Lay me down

Now I lay me down to sleep
My insane thoughts have gone too deep
I opened my mouth to often...

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Punctuation Police Patrol

Punctuation Police Patrol

Dictionary in hand Bobbies
manned state of the spy craft created
strategic peripheral...

Poem -

Opened Star Wars Action...

Opened Star Wars Action Figures

I had all of the original Star Wars action figures that were sealed in their packs.
My ex-friend...

Poem -

Innocent Omission Of A...

Innocent Omission Of A Lower Case "m"!

Top notch legal scholar Erin Go Braw
(less concerned about being fair versus
abominable,...

Poem -

Alone.

Alone.

I’m not lonely
but I am alone.

Surrounded by people who are loved
Surrounded by...

Poem -

An appeal to inventors

An appeal to inventors

I need a new invention
and I'm not clever enough myself.

See, I sometimes need intervention...

Poem -

Alphabet Spaghetti

Alphabet Spaghetti

A while ago Lodigiana wrote
of the youth that lives inside.

I have the perfect example....

Poem -

Argh! An Errant Stray Left...

Argh! An Errant Stray Left Parenthesis!

Upon (die) re rhea ding previous poem
All In The Name Of "Progress" zen
a glaring, leering,...

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Hoping you are there

Like a place within dreams
you call to me
in love a language of you

yet I could not...

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Stolen Stop Sign

Stolen Stop Sign

Many injuries have occurred because of this stupid son of mine.
My youngest son is so ignorant that...