Comedy

Who in the world believes in superstition anymore?
A golfing father does that is for sure
He...

Follow the leather-faced man.
He's always smoking fat cigars
while driving 1950's cars....

When The Lord
Decided to Touch
The Earth
With a Little Bit
Of Heaven
He...

Thank you Theresa for your kind missive,
informing me, yet again,
that as of 29th March 2019...

I’m an old pair of saggy tits.
Once I was voluptuous
but now I look like total shit.
I...

Twenty two Mondays before Christmas so I'm told
When the nights will be short and the weather will...

Time ticks by, body, slowly dies.
Skin crinkles, penis shrinkles.
Bellys flop, boobs drop....

P retend E very A rtists' R eal L ives S uck,

P oliteness A rguable I s R equired to S uffocate...

Spiky hair and tubs of wet look styling gel,
Leather jackets,
Cigarettes
The smell...

Attempt to shine
flickering figurative klieg light
with the help of hyperbole
on...

Just an over-educated bluegrass punk
Getting high on urbanised skunk
Gaultier suits by the...

I opened the kitchen cupboard
The one just below the sink,
And what I saw before me
...

falling apart
bits... pieces into pieces

like feathers
in a windless while of two...

It was a busy
afternoon
Sirens roaring
most of
the day

Served your...

Sparrowsong your Uncle Moe is dropping by for a visit...

We haven't seen him in ages...

He...

I go out to work and then I rest my head
Life's rich pattern it has been said
I escape the...

To the heart of an orchid's love
to the scent of blossoming roses

to lotus beauty of life...