Comedy

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Heaven In Liquid Form

Heaven In Liquid Form

About A Year Ago
I was
In Reading UK
And I stumbled
Across a quite
...

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The Devil Went Down To Las...

The Devil Went Down To Las Vegas

The Devil went down
to Las Vegas
He was looking
For a Soul to Steal

When he...

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Southern Gentleman

Southern Gentleman

I was born
and raised
a Southern Gentleman
Though I live
South
Of...

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Poetry Binge

Poetry Binge

Cosmo Friends
Sorry
Greg
Is on a Poetry
Binge
today

Tasted a...

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PANTY RAID

PANTY RAID

True Story
it happened
No lie
The Puppy
was in full
Throttle
...

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How... Floe N'ice...

How... Floe N'ice Tubby In The Throes...

(breaking free of writer's block)

Asper this instance,
when a dearth of ideas
like a...

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WTF

WTF

Of all
the
text acronyms
out there
WTF
has to be
my favorite...

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CANDY'S WEDDING

CANDY'S WEDDING

When I get married I want it to be with a big pile of candy.
Randy I’d be if the rings were sour-...

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RAJEEV SHARMA THE SNAKE...

RAJEEV SHARMA THE SNAKE CHARMER

This is a tale of a man named Rajeev Sharma
Who dear friends is an Indian snake charmer
I...

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I know you

As time
passes in a drift

you came to my heart
as a wish

gently you in...

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TRAINCAR HALLWAY

TRAINCAR HALLWAY

I’m a railway car filled with tar.
I’m splashing and staining.
Covering up the scars.
...

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Profound

Profound

I walk with a stumble, drunken' with irrelevance
Tho' I am humbled by simplistic Intelliegence...

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MEN'S BRAINS

MEN'S BRAINS

Who knows what's inside men's brains
Is it too drive fast on the motorway lanes
Or could it...

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The Ballad of Milo and Bess

The Ballad of Milo and Bess

Deciding that I ought to write today, I penned a rhyme, a little ditty
That spoke less of love, was...

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My butterfly effect...

My butterfly effect...

Unravelling,
Spiralling
Out of control,
Time travelling
Withering
Turned...

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The heat

the heat
tonight I must have you

the sweat pouring
down into my silence

of...

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I Eat Dog Food

I Eat Dog Food

I once drove a brand new car and lived in a nice apartment.
But now I'm dirt poor and I live down by...