Comedy

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TRAINERS ON A TELEGRAPH WIRE

TRAINERS ON A TELEGRAPH WIRE

I walked past a house and started to stare
I wondered how a pair of trainers ended up there
...

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Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy...

Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga

(cuz ma life iz such a drag...
this toke kin “FAKE” hemp
pyre aye roll out to you dear reader...

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Sunday evenings sixes

my shadow dances
in the dust to death
In this chill of the wind
as I looked from a...

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Disabled Doctor

It is illegal to refuse to hire disabled people in the state of Tennessee.
Even though I graduated...

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COME ON HONEY, YOU'RE...

COME ON HONEY, YOU'RE NEXT

A Spider weaves its web...

Ready to capture, always ready to eat...

It will hunt by day and...

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Circa ~ January 2010: Bell...

Circa ~ January 2010: Bell Tower And Carillon -

Twittered Via Chilled Wren
At Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

Prior carte blanche to confessing...

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MY TWO LEFT FEET

MY TWO LEFT FEET

I bumped into you on a crowded street
My own fault for having two left feet
I apologised and...

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I'm Justin Bred, not...

When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred,
they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head...

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GE Appliances

GE Appliances

There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE...

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COCKNEY TALK

COCKNEY TALK

In the mid nineteenth century in London town
Something strange was going down
It was a new...

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BirthControl

BirthControl

Sometimes
I think
if more
people
believed
in Birth Control
Today'...

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Bisque (Pronounced Bisk)

Bisque (Pronounced Bisk)

Ate Dinner
with my wife
Asked the Waiter
what the soup
of the day
was...

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Suggestions Anyone...?

Suggestions Anyone...?

Without malice nor forth-thought,
no wide dee what aye will write
and thus would gladly take...

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Max The Ghetto Dog

Max The Ghetto Dog

Welcome to the Family
Max
We love that you
are here

Ironically
We saw...

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Dick

Dick

Many have
stated
I should
have
been
named
Richard
as the...

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Party

A Party is a fun place to be,
Well to everyone BUT me.
Everyone who enjoys to be within a...

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Where's The Mouse

Where's The Mouse

“Where’s the mouse?”
Said the rabbit to the fox
The fox looked around
Said, “I think...