Comedy

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SLEEP

SLEEP

Sleep comes to most of us every night
We close our eyes and put out the light
The dreams...

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Ghost of Cosmofunnel

Ghost of Cosmofunnel

I will haunt
the pages
of Cosmo
when I die

If not
for my
own...

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When My Lights GO Out

When My Lights GO Out

When My Lights Go Out
It has been prearranged
That Beatles Songs
will be performed...

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BEER GARDEN

BEER GARDEN

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โ€‹โ€‹Children in designated areas please....

Welcome to The Beer Garden

Look...

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Timing Of A Jester

Timing Of A Jester

The Timing
of the Jester
was not
His best
moment

As the King
...

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Widowed

Widowed

the penny pincher

couldn't come up with the ransom

he failed to make cents

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The BBQ Collusion

The BBQ Collusion

It was a sunny and
exciting day
in Mulberry

The 53rd Nationwide
BBQ show down...

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Will

Will

Dude
You just
make
me laugh
no inhibitions

I remember
in Old...

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America Was Never Great ...

America Was Never Great "I was Just Joking" Cuomo

Well That
Did Not
go as Planned

American Peasants
So Unpredictable!
...

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ICE CREAM QUEST

ICE CREAM QUEST

The family on holiday decided upon a quest
To find which ice cream flavour was the best
A...

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Staring Down Judas

Staring Down Judas

That Feeling
you get
when you
Stare down
the Judas
across the
...

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Cooked By The Sun

Cooked By The Sun

Sun bathing
in Tokyo
Without
Tanning
Lotion
in the middle
Of June...

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CHARLIE THE HAPPY CLOUD

CHARLIE THE HAPPY CLOUD

Charlie is the name of my happy little cloud
He is always blue and makes me feel proud
...

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SITTING DOWN

SITTING DOWN

I am on the bus going into town
So starts my day by sitting down
I go into Starbucks for my...

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Parents Sanity Returns...

Parents  Sanity Returns While Teachers Refill Xanax  RX

I thought
It was Christmas
This Weekend
Seeing the Smiling
Faces
Of...

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Your Body

Your Body

Skin so smooth; pores finely bestead.
Pigments of Pink and blushes of Red.

Softness curves...

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Heaven In Liquid Form

Heaven In Liquid Form

About A Year Ago
I was
In Reading UK
And I stumbled
Across a quite
...