Comedy

Poem -

A letter to the council

A letter to the council

I wrote a letter to the council,
to highlight my complaints,
As I thought it'd get the job...

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China dolls

as l scatter like water drops
upon her too

I took her in pure Nubian ...blackness
to...

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Paranoia

Paranoia

Yeah I see
you watching
me!
You show your
teeth
a little
too...

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Prepackaged

Prepackaged

I start
to think
we
are just
like
prepackaged
dinners
...

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My English teacher hates me

My English teacher hates me

My English teacher hates me,
I've noticed these past months,
After all my well meant...

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Fake Rainmaker

I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain.
They said if there was no...

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Dumb Referee

My dream came true when I became a referee.
But my heart is broken because they fired me.
I...

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The car drive.

I went for a drive in my car,
But I didn't reach very far.

The car stopped near a police...

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Controversial?

Controversial?

Someone
once
told me
I was controversial

I replied:

What in the Hell...

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Evil Noises Within

Evil Noises Within

Don't Know
If it was
the Bacon
Grits and Eggs
For Breakfast

The Big Mac...

Poem -

WHO KNOWS?

I DREAMED AGAIN ABOUT A PRINCE
THE ONE I'VE YET TO MEET
I KNOW HE'S TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME...

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Morning Routine

When the sun rises;
The rooster crows his cue,
Misty oranges and groggy pinks
Slowly...

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Sex Change

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.
She went behind my back and had a sex...

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Math

Math

Pity the fool who lives by numbers
He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers
Imagines...

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You don't pay for my...

You can
take my Soul

To love in ways
my heart will beat
to you of love...

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Flowers in laughter

Eyes so blinded
I walked through sheets of skin

In seasons
in drops of wetness...

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Pantsed

My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.
My sister knocked her out in a mall and then...