Comedy

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Dilemma of a Fart

Dilemma of a Fart

“The meek humble gush of wind felt ambitiously nervous,
No one wants to own me”;it appealed, do...

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Crime Scene Do Not Enter

Crime Scene Do Not Enter

I went across
the line
though I was told
not to
The rebellious
Nature...

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BANG ME

BANG ME

It is
sad yet
true
that
most
men
initially
do
not...

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A Taste of Turkey

A Taste of Turkey

With two plane tickets in business class
Lisa pondered on who she would as
She wanted someone...

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NOT a sporty person

NOT a sporty person

I'm not a fan of football,
rugbys' kind of lame,
i really do hate tennis,
chess is...

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The newspaper

The newspaper

You get up in the morning,
and on the table rests,
a newspaper waiting,
to hurt and...

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Unmarked graves

Unmarked graves

Our village has a little church,
with a grave yard at the bottom,
with a couple of wooden...

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CHANGE MY DIAPER

CHANGE MY DIAPER

Even though I'm twenty-two years old, I still wear a diaper.
I haven't been changed in a week and I'...

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CHILDHOOD TOYS

CHILDHOOD TOYS

Space hoppers were popular when I was a kid
Bouncing for hours was something I never did
...

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THE THREE FOOT PYTHON

THE THREE FOOT PYTHON

Must have escaped from a neighbour nearby
This three foot python wanted a new home to try
...

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THE BUMBLING THIEF

THE BUMBLING THIEF


The bumbling thief picked a pocket nothing was there
Instead of a wallet there was only...

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100...99...98...off to the...

100...99...98...off to the land of...

Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong...

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Bald Bull

Bald Bull

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.
I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....

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HONG KONG PHOOEY

HONG KONG PHOOEY

While in a charity shop the other day
I saw a bargain coming my way
All the episodes of Hong...

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Peaceful War'n For A Hare

Peaceful War'n For A Hare

(a lighter piece sup hoe wit tree)

'm, oh yes mud hum,
who hoop fully iz zaftig
and/...

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Confusions and Confidence

As my heart beat tears fall, memories play like balls.
Smile with plenty of anger
My life is...

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Poem 2

The feelings I have for you are indescribable,
Thats a lie I'm writing them now,
Caring,...