Comedy

Twenty two Mondays before Christmas so I'm told
When the nights will be short and the weather will...

Time ticks by, body, slowly dies.
Skin crinkles, penis shrinkles.
Bellys flop, boobs drop....

P retend E very A rtists' R eal L ives S uck,

P oliteness A rguable I s R equired to S uffocate...

Spiky hair and tubs of wet look styling gel,
Leather jackets,
Cigarettes
The smell...

Attempt to shine
flickering figurative klieg light
with the help of hyperbole
on...

Just an over-educated bluegrass punk
Getting high on urbanised skunk
Gaultier suits by the...

I opened the kitchen cupboard
The one just below the sink,
And what I saw before me
...

falling apart
bits... pieces into pieces

like feathers
in a windless while of two...

It was a busy
afternoon
Sirens roaring
most of
the day

Served your...

Sparrowsong your Uncle Moe is dropping by for a visit...

We haven't seen him in ages...

He...

I go out to work and then I rest my head
Life's rich pattern it has been said
I escape the...

To the heart of an orchid's love
to the scent of blossoming roses

to lotus beauty of life...

Meow.

O.k. I can hear you.

Meow.

Just let me finish this next line.

Meow...

ITS mid AUG and Tony and Cherie wedding will be soon,
AS the day begains Tony wakes ups he looks...

In the aftermath
of partaking
in butter pie
and a cup
of tea
An inquiry...

He told many stories that didn't ring true
If you believe them that's up to you
He was known...

She has attended almost every funeral and wake
Mrs Royal though is an imposter and a fake
...