Comedy

T ake me to Caroline, please...
O nly for Caroline, please...

C aroline, Caroline,...

You would
think
in all the
HONKY TONK
GIN CLUBS
And
JAZZ DIVES...

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

She must
Have been
Tripping off
Of perkasets
An
Tha flow was wet
...

When I
think
of the luckiest
person
in America
when it
comes to...

I’m out of step
a dinosaur!…
Cant hit the trend
I’m techno poor.
Bad spelling...

Hello
The door bell
is not working
or you would
have
answered

I...

There once was a cat called Spark
Whose meow was more like a bark
She learnt to do tricks...

Not to be out done
By the men of cosmo
Tina took the lead
By planning a bachelorette...

There once was a girl called Wendy
Who was not straight but bendy
She tried to stand up...

There once was a girl called Meg
Who had a wooden leg
She needed a shoe
But could only...

Growing Up
hearing
from
Alice
about her
adventures
in a...

First of all
I adore
my British
Friends
so please
do not
take...

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...

Bradley Dicks was his name
He wanted marriage, what a shame
All but one box got my ticks...

Not by choice this average
bonehead configured Earthlinked
Bozo went kicking, and screaming...

The sun was shining brightly, no mercy did it show,
As round the Countdown supermarket car park we...