Comedy

(breaking free of writer's block)

Asper this instance,
when a dearth of ideas
like a...

Of all
the
text acronyms
out there
WTF
has to be
my favorite...

When I get married I want it to be with a big pile of candy.
Randy I’d be if the rings were sour-...

This is a tale of a man named Rajeev Sharma
Who dear friends is an Indian snake charmer
I...

As time
passes in a drift

you came to my heart
as a wish

gently you in...

I’m a railway car filled with tar.
I’m splashing and staining.
Covering up the scars.
...

I walk with a stumble, drunken' with irrelevance
Tho' I am humbled by simplistic Intelliegence...

Who knows what's inside men's brains
Is it too drive fast on the motorway lanes
Or could it...

Deciding that I ought to write today, I penned a rhyme, a little ditty
That spoke less of love, was...

Unravelling,
Spiralling
Out of control,
Time travelling
Withering
Turned...

the heat
tonight I must have you

the sweat pouring
down into my silence

of...

I once drove a brand new car and lived in a nice apartment.
But now I'm dirt poor and I live down by...

Who in the world believes in superstition anymore?
A golfing father does that is for sure
He...

Follow the leather-faced man.
He's always smoking fat cigars
while driving 1950's cars....

When The Lord
Decided to Touch
The Earth
With a Little Bit
Of Heaven
He...

Thank you Theresa for your kind missive,
informing me, yet again,
that as of 29th March 2019...

I’m an old pair of saggy tits.
Once I was voluptuous
but now I look like total shit.
I...