Comedy

Let me tell you a tale of a lady called Rita
Who decided one day to sell her heater
Every day...

When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea.
And her employer fired her after he made her pee...

~ The Box Collection (No.XII)

Why am I in this box?
Did I do something wrong?
Did I...

I had been on the waiting list for a few years,
then a letter arrived saying that the operation was...

I move my West Milford NJ Cabin, half-stone,
half-wood with a lovely back deck over-looking
...

Standing the terraces when I was a lad, I went with my mates not with my dad.

In the Fulwell end is...

There once was a boy from New Jersey
Whose life was turned topsy-turvy
He departed one hour...

When They Have To Go (Minute Poem)

No dogs eyes can give a surprise
or otherwise;
it'...

So you've had a bad day?

He was late for work...

Got the voicemail...

The reason...

I am the lover of love
dancing in my head
looking to dance on you
with only love...

Think of the actor Sidney Toler and you think of one man
The character that made him famous Charlie...

Confused, stressed, as one hot mess.
Life’s overwhelming tangles, of society’s expectations. All the...

Spring into Summer
Spring into sun
Spring into boredom
Spring into fun

Spring...

I got your attention
which was my
purpose
a con
created
by ink
...

I know a secret and I'll share it with you,
it is the answer to that age old question,
how do...

HOT DATE NIGHT

avocados cottage cheese

potatoes lemon juice

broccoli soy sauce...

Ever felt you been a gift to your lover's heart
and paid the price for what you did to her
...