Comedy

Ever felt you been a gift to your lover's heart
and paid the price for what you did to her
...

Most the world begs for freedom,
possibly even a right to defend??
The freedom of religion;...

Hello there,
I am but a tree
Butterflies flap their wings
Birds sweetly in tune sing...

index finger of left hand
(likened to Michelangelo
meticulously chiseling away
at...

I have this great new idea,
think I'll write a book.
Thought I was pretty creative,
...

One day Mr fox, who was ever so speedy,
for no reason at all felt overly greedy.
He was needy...

C Crum
Writing; how much fun would be to have this for my job?
Every publisher with whom I...

Did you know
As a sniper
can shoot
at a great distance
A camera
can...

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...

Picked it up
When just a kid
Found I had talent
Always was hid

Play it by ear...

My mornings begin with
toothbrush”
in hand’
and then a brush
of slick me back...

My mornings begin'
with toothbrush”
in hand’
and' then a brush'
of' slick me...

He was named Romeii because he was conceived on a honeymoon in Rome,
Julie was called so as her...

You don't fit school, Or school doesn't fit you,
You miss a few classes, you go sniffing...

I stand here getting ready to jump people walk by and look at me
I said I am going to jump thay just...

I was there that fateful day
when the one and only Jesus Christ
our Lord and Savior
...

Plato was a teacher of philosophy,
Not woodwork or cooking or theosophy.
He gave each a...