Comedy

4th of June on a beautiful day
the EDL fascists thought they'd have their say.

In a Bristol...

So , I was sitting there,
trying to write a piece about youth.
Thinking so long the computer...

After being amply lathered
from head to toe, aye
ya eye ya eye ya eye, and without fail...

I was looking for my mate budgie,
I had some news for him about my health,
earlier the doctor...

If you've ever owned a cat then you'll know what they're like.
I've owned a couple in my life, some...

They say why fart and waste when you can burp and taste it well I say so I can share it if I'm walking in...

You made true sense of everything which once perturbed.
You caused me to consider theories, with...

You took me to the nirvana, I had never thought of.
Here, you showed the truth regarding higher love...

I am an old stray tabby cat
Lauded in my stead
Through door ajar
And window crack...

Last year, I found five million dollars in a briefcase.
The owners want it back, I'm constantly...

The old man went to Dover.
He met a young man named Ben Dover.
They had a nice drink
...

There was once a Coatbridge Jester,
Who taught his dog a rude gesture,
Unfortunate it was,...

Prevarication permits pretend perception, presenting
piquantly piqued, pimply pimping playboy,...

I learned that the woman of my dreams isn't a filly.
Just a few nights ago, I learned that she has a...

Yup, you red correctly,
this noggin must go
perhaps donated
to the Salvation Army, or...

Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk when he got a flu shot.
He turned into the Hulk because it hurt a...

She has the all the experience she will ever need as a two-year old and with one day of School behind her...