Comedy

dont rock the boat
in the same boat
miss the boat
and lastly whatever floats your boat...

Love can be corrupt. One day you find yours self trapped in it and the next that feeling has evolved into...

I longed for the touch
Of strong hands
Around my waist
Tight so as not to let me slip...

Waking in surroundings unknown
Dreading the shame of walk home
Oh no wheres my phone
...

My heart melted as I saw her timeless expression.
In every way she embodied the laws of attraction...

Like this we pretend

That we find comfort in the cracks in our foundations.
That we find...

You ...after the first step of elegance
To your dance

Before you wrote upon the floor...

Every morning when I wake
Each night when I lie awake.
You may be a family member,
...

All kinds of bottoms have sat on me
Being on my own or as part of a settee
I can also be part...

Facebook fakebook
Lets do another takebook
Singlebook,minglebook
Send a little...

The story is mine with no fine lines
one more horse one more loss
Red or black there's no...

As the rain pours
The thunder roars
The sound of static
Isn't it romantic?
...

Since we were young our minds were wraped around these stories of make believe,and stories about once uppon...

Facebook fakebook
Rub it in your face book
Tag book slagbook
Try and be a wag book...

truthfully,
truthfully,
Wondering

seeing my eyes
how do you feel.

...

Us Scot's have oor ain language

Where ken means know
And Barry isn’t a man
A radge...

A Children's Ballad
... for a very special birthday boy

There is a town not far from here...