Comedy

There once was a man named Matt.
He loved pennies, quarters, all that!

One day he chased a...

I'm going next door...

I will be right back...

Sparrowsong why don't you bring the Cake...

THE FART IS THE GHOST OF WHAT YOU ATE

My husband wants a big pussy - he's crazy,
draped over the chaise-lounge in conservatory,
I...

Sometimes at night I cannot sleep
Sometimes at night I feel so light
Its like I’m rolling in...

I can be quite hard to love,
My head is quite a mess,
I've an abundance of trust issues...

So many lovers has rested here
So much I haven't been able to tell
To open their eyes upon me...

Girl, I know you want this candy
Sweet taste
Chewy braced
Sour aftertaste
...

Give me a sec
To think this through
My friends have made a bet
With you
If they...

Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen.

But she and her...

As we age
Our lives get harder
So, we compensate
By getting smarter

No...

I run away from everything;
life, work, men.
I want a life, yet I don’t want to live,...

Devised satire I show you
as you flaunt yourself
your ego pulsating exaggeration
The...

As the rain falls
And i feel free

It appears that you have lost the rhythm
In our...

one day God
got mad at me
and said
We are going to put
all your Poetry

...

Sparrowsong where is my Coffee Cup?

It's in the small cabinet...

YOU ARE AMAZING!

...

Each passing day sees a small but perceivable change….An extra wrinkle here and there,
But I would...