Comedy

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"The Riddle of Central...

"The Riddle of Central Park"He was

I had biked to the park
On a clear April day
To see what new riddle
The old man had to...

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Cocaine brain

From cocaine I can't refrain
cause it helps contain the pain
whoever made it illegal wasn't...

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Prize Winning Simpleton

Not that I'm greedy or money obsessed,
But I've heard that a successful poem can unlock the mystical...

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Sally the Spider (For the...

Sally the Spider (For the kids)

I have an eight legged friend,
Who lives in my car mirror,
She's the queen bee of spiders,...

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Sense of Pizza!

Sense of Pizza!

I could talk about some things,
I can write about anything,
I should listen to more things,...

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Fingers down

At the age of 13 girls I heard girls comparing the gap between their legs in the locker room, trying to...

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short n curlies

short n curlies

I can't pen
a love song
as a subaltern
for long..nor
scribe as a bard
it...

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Makes No Sense

Makes No Sense

Drake faked his death,
Jake tried to take some snakes.
Frank tried to bake a big as cake;...

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27/2/17

There it is, that spark again, that little flutter that makes everything else seem pointless, worthless....

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WOULD YOU RATHER BE A...

WOULD YOU RATHER BE A GASTROPOD?

Would you rather be a Gastropod, otherwise known as a snail?

When you get frightened you can go...

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An Angel seen

An Angel seen

So beautiful are you

Like a fallen angel in the mist
Your love to all in memory of sweet...

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The zoo .

My friend the crocodile who has no teeth sucks his food and his name is kieth ,
His friend the bear...

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You and me

When I see you my heart misses a beat,
I know everyone says this but mine is for you,
Your...

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Insomnia

Drives me insane how my wired brain testily taunts when all my tired body really wants is to fall into bed...

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Women Love Men Who Listen

Because no justice can align,
March on through the mist and you'll be fine.
Time, it can't...

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People with two faces

People with two faces

The world has a big problem. today,
it is full of people with two faces.
Their brains are...

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Nonesense 665

Nonesense 665

Silly as I am
wounded with a Cupid kiss

Yet the Bullitt never wounded
They whisper...