Comedy

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My FIRST-KISS?

My FIRST-KISS?

I hated it
the kiss and the kisser
ill-prepared and freakin’ scared
I thought he was...

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Monster's In Jack'...

Monster's In Jack's Bedroom

A little boy Jack was is his pajamas, not long now till his bed,
He started thinking of the scary...

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No One Wants To Ride With You

It's late and I'm heading home
And you decide to join me for the ride
When you could have...

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A new beginning, wonderous...

A new beginning, wonderous middle and happy ending

I've got that new new!
He's my fantasy man,
I'm excited at the thought of him,
He...

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Champagne and Caviar

Champagne and Caviar

I once met a girl who changed the way I viewed the world

She had diamonds for eyes
Teeth of...

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A letter once wrote

A letter once wrote

I wrote a letter one time , it was personal from me .

It spoke about how I was cracked like glass...

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Naivety of youth

Naivety of youth

Meet me by the bandstand
I'll be there after eight.
Remembering all the things we've planned...

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strawberries & wine

strawberries & wine

I don’t like raw strawberries (which is weird)
I don’t know how to kiss a man with a beard
...

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A girl name Sidney

A girl name Sidney

I think about her with no clothes on
She remind me of the first day in kindergarten when you open up...

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NOT SINCE YESTERDAY

Sparrowsong?

Hold on this is a funny part...

Sparrowsong?

Not yet...

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When I Go?

by Maranisha Rivers, grade 12

We left that night with all these goodbyes.
Both with eyes...

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I hate you

I hate that I love you so much I want to cry

I hate the way I miss your adorable face it makes me...

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LEMON MERINGUE PIE

LEMON MERINGUE PIE

Sitting on a bus, in Paraguay
Holding a lemon meringue pie
A man got way too friendly;...

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What is reality?

What is reality?

Why does my mind travel, why does it drift off. I'm losing it. I think. Storming swirling around, thoughts...

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Tree of wisdom

Tree of wisdom tell us why
the golden leaves do fall
your boughs that creak with sighing...

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If Adam's Had Been...

If Adam's Had Been Half That Size

I could not believe my eyes
As I watched him undress, I was amazed by his size
I swear, I've...

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"The Riddle of Central...

"The Riddle of Central Park"He was

I had biked to the park
On a clear April day
To see what new riddle
The old man had to...