Comedy

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Eye of the Tiger Cub

Eye of the Tiger Cub

Those who know the eye of tiger
Will think of a muscly boxer,
But i think of eye of the tiger...

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Lost at War

This is my first ever poem so any replies / criticism is greatly appreciated.

Straight out of...

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View point

Look into my eyes
Can you imagine how?
How these windows that traps
my very soul stays...

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Ode to my Folks

Ode to my Folks

The secret of eternal joy, unrivaled by another,
is sitting on my lazy 'arse while pampered by my...

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An Ode To Shona (my sis)

An Ode To Shona (my sis)

If I could have a sister, a beauty without flaw.
The kind of face to make men weep and women stare...

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Growing Old

Growing Old

God really takes the bloody piss
to make us women go through this!
My wrinkles deepen...

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BETTER LIKE A FISH

BETTER LIKE A FISH

Sweetie Sweetie little Goldfish...

You sure do enjoy swimming and blowing those kisses...

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COOKIE!

COOKIE!

C an't I just have one?
O nly a bite, and I'll' be done.
O h how I really miss you.
K...

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Egos and icons

Egos and icons

Entertain me daily is drowning me slowly
Change the channel and pull the trigger
Stars...

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What if??

What if??

Imagine what we see isn't for real
What if we had lollipops for trees
And the bus driver...

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Trick Or Treat Or Who Am I?

Trick Or Treat Or Who Am I?

Last Tuesday night was Halloween, I came up with a very interesting plan;
I decided I’d dress 1960’...

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Fruit Salad Days

Fruit Salad Days

Mango sunshine sweetness cuts through
My cabbage styled life,
One of normality and everyday...

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Counting Sheep

Counting Sheep

I've written a poem
I've done it in rhyme
The content is sketchy
The tempo is fine....

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Summer Night

Summer Night

Walking in the evening night feels amazing
It’s been so long since I’ve felt this good
I bet...

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College Stats

College Stats

I came to my college class, hoping to get an “A”

However, I failed to realize the trouble I was in...

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17

Nobody under 18 is allowed in the club!”
While my friends enjoy themselves I might as well go home...

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Unknown in wonder

Unknown in wonder

The wind that never rested on love
seems to die of calm

Now I sleep in my loneliness
...