Comedy

Love me not for my long red hair, for the volume of its waves will decrease and its colour will fade to...

I ain't ever rap.
I just gotta comeback.

Your dog sittin on my lap.
like he ain't got...

All I know of you
Are two eyes,
Big and grey
Aged and wise.

Aswell as these...

There once was a man named Matt.
He loved pennies, quarters, all that!

One day he chased a...

I'm going next door...

I will be right back...

Sparrowsong why don't you bring the Cake...

THE FART IS THE GHOST OF WHAT YOU ATE

My husband wants a big pussy - he's crazy,
draped over the chaise-lounge in conservatory,
I...

Sometimes at night I cannot sleep
Sometimes at night I feel so light
Its like I’m rolling in...

I can be quite hard to love,
My head is quite a mess,
I've an abundance of trust issues...

So many lovers has rested here
So much I haven't been able to tell
To open their eyes upon me...

Girl, I know you want this candy
Sweet taste
Chewy braced
Sour aftertaste
...

Give me a sec
To think this through
My friends have made a bet
With you
If they...

Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen.

But she and her...

As we age
Our lives get harder
So, we compensate
By getting smarter

No...

I run away from everything;
life, work, men.
I want a life, yet I don’t want to live,...

Devised satire I show you
as you flaunt yourself
your ego pulsating exaggeration
The...

As the rain falls
And i feel free

It appears that you have lost the rhythm
In our...