Comedy

I need to grow a pair
little ones with lots of hair
thick

Maybe
full, proud...

~ blue car in the rain

Treading lightly to my designation.
Cautiously as if a crime was...

It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.
When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.
...

this own lee bro' thar of yars
dashed analogously graced
on par how a marathon runner raced...

You're my Tutie and I'm your Fruity...

You're my Apple and I'm your Pie...

​​​​​​I'm your...

You said if you gained one ounce..

Thanksgiving meal would turn into Fruit and Cheese...

I...

When I hit, those Pearly Gates
I hope to walk right in
So I don’t have to, stand and wait...

My mind has gone on holiday
all ideas packed away
a pen with writers block
as useful...

zealotry yawping within un
pretentious sporty, quirky,
oddly, manly, kooky, impisly, gummy,...

They say me and my girl have a love hate relationship,
but I don't love hate.
What they don't...

I don't just love words
I love the play on words
When playing with words
Like this...

Emancipation

emancipation,
an emancipated nation
emancipation
freed...

Why

One min u happy next min u mad
U take my happiness like quicksand
What did I ever...

My name is Tommy Gunn yes dear friends its true
I was named after a rifle used in World War two...

Sparrowsong how was Rollerskating?

Good...

Did you have a good time?

Yes......

John’s boys, 18 and 20,
did not like cleaning their dishes
and putting them away.
...

Crisp white shirt
Little piggy eyes
A bit too much hair gel
To perfect your disguise...