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W A R

W A R

Bob Bob Bob Bob

Bum bum bum bum bum

Bin bin bin bin bin

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob...

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100 strokes of the cane for...

100 strokes of the cane for the gay cocksuckers

Aceh is in Indonesia

And if you are gay

You better pray

That today

Don...

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Broken dreams

Broken dreams

I fear for this world
That which is broken
That which cannot be fixed
For the...

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White roses

White roses

One fine day, white roses

Looking into the sun

Waiting for light

One fine day...

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EASTER EGGS

EASTER EGGS

Now that Easter
Is in the offing
I'll be searching for
What that bunny's dropping...

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Losing Sight

Losing Sight

In a world full of people.
You can lose sight of it all.
The darkness inside you can make you...

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I can hear you

I can hear you
Do you?
I am sitting here
In this chair
Trying my best
Or...

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Ice man

Do you think what you say doesn’t hurt
Because i'm here to tell you it does
Your words are...

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R i c e

R i c e

There is no need to fight

To fight for rice

In a world of plenty

In a world of...

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Sniffing my underwear

Sniffing my underwear

I sniff trouble

In my underwear today

Amongst all of the rubble

Of the...

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I am with you Jesus

I am with you Jesus

I am in pieces

Broken glass upon the sand

As life freezes

Give me your hurting hand...

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fried like KFC

fried like KFC

Don't fuck with the USA

Is what I say brother

You hear me there

Over in North...

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mOther of all bombs (not a...

mOther of all bombs (not a sonnet)

Who am I

I am big

I am fucking big

I can destroy you

I can penetrate...

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Heart

Heart

Fragile little thing
So easy to break
Careful youngling
Don't let it fall

Take...

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C h i n a

C h i n a

Why is there cruelty
Entering the forbidden city
With all its glamour
Not forgetting...

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Dear nutcase

Dear nutcase

To all the nutcases in power

Who wish to bring a nuclear shower

I ask do you not have a...