Comedy

Poem -

pillow talk

my bed is my life,

in bed is my wife ,

i take her pillow ,

she gives me elbow...

Poem -

Naughty ! : ) (Version)...

Naughty ! : )  (Version) Boy ? x

You must be thick !?

If You cant read

My blurred lines !! ( Quite Slick ) !!

What...

Poem -

Wet

Wet

Put on your rain-gear

cos its going to get wet

time for a soaking

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Poem -

O...C...D.!? X

O...C...D.!? X

O.....OBSESSIVE

C......CUMMING

D......FUCKING..LICIOUS !

Compulse away on

...

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ten to two

ten to two ,

iam stuck on you,

what to do now ,

what do i do ,

i have...

Poem -

Spiritual World is Waiting

Gold dust evaporation
elemental saturation
with spear tips
in Velcro that glow...

Poem -

The Number was 10

Disguised in all race uniforms
our spirits roam the planet

With gods power
your never...

Poem -

Luck.!! Or ...Fuck !?x

Luck.!! Or ...Fuck !?x

Was it ...Love at 1st sight !?

Or sex on the first night !?

The 3 month rule !?

Or...

Poem -

Not For Sale !?x

Not For Sale !?x

I,m the owner of this lonely heart !

Whose.. Gonna start the bidding !?

Where.. Shall we...

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Another Day Begins

Unmeasured distances
pockets of pure time
resistance
infiltrated by a holy witness...

Poem -

Your Sausage Wish... Is...

Your Sausage Wish... Is Granted !?

I like your inuendo,s

Very funny , Not offendo.s

The double meaning of them !

Not a...

Poem -

PARTY ! X

PARTY ! X

Be there .. Or be square !

If your not a V.I.P !?

You will miss out on the party !

...

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Smart and stupid

Smart and stupid

Sometimes you're stupid and other times you're smart.

You stole the Mona Lisa which is a brilliant...

Poem -

Begins to Show

The lack of trust
has handicapped my social upbringing
in a heartless society
I feel...

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Consanguinity

Consanguinity

Consanguinity

Not long ago something happened to me,
I acquired a pest, who will not let me...

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the grandfather clock

under the grandfather clock is where you hide the key -

you were keeping it safe from the likes...

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Sweet Revenge

I caught my boyfriend in a clinch with my old friend from school.
I didn't let him know I'd seen. I...