my bed is my life,
in bed is my wife ,
i take her pillow ,
she gives me elbow...
You must be thick !?
If You cant read
My blurred lines !! ( Quite Slick ) !!
What...
Put on your rain-gear
cos its going to get wet
time for a soaking
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O.....OBSESSIVE
C......CUMMING
D......FUCKING..LICIOUS !
Compulse away on
...
ten to two ,
iam stuck on you,
what to do now ,
what do i do ,
i have...
Gold dust evaporation elemental saturation with spear tips in Velcro that glow...
Disguised in all race uniforms our spirits roam the planet
With gods power your never...
Was it ...Love at 1st sight !?
Or sex on the first night !?
The 3 month rule !?
Or...
I,m the owner of this lonely heart !
Whose.. Gonna start the bidding !?
Where.. Shall we...
Unmeasured distances pockets of pure time resistance infiltrated by a holy witness...
I like your inuendo,s
Very funny , Not offendo.s
The double meaning of them !
Not a...
Be there .. Or be square !
If your not a V.I.P !?
You will miss out on the party !
Sometimes you're stupid and other times you're smart.
You stole the Mona Lisa which is a brilliant...
The lack of trust has handicapped my social upbringing in a heartless society I feel...
Consanguinity
Not long ago something happened to me, I acquired a pest, who will not let me...
under the grandfather clock is where you hide the key -
you were keeping it safe from the likes...
I caught my boyfriend in a clinch with my old friend from school. I didn't let him know I'd seen. I...