Comedy

i am Dan the sheep i am here eating grass,

and for a soled week there´s a shit stuck to my ars...

I LOVE...YOUR "FUCK FACE"!?

& YOU...LIKE MINE !!??

I WISH... WE COULD !!

LOOK...

Let see how much she loves ya!?
For richer or poorer !?
When.Ya get poorer & poorer !?...

Thanks Giving... Be
To the Man
In the Union Jack T !
Cum ! & See Me !
Take...

I,m the Dog,s ..Apparantly !?
Read my blogs..My insanity !?
I dont know about !?
A...

Two cups in the morning

And I'm ready to go

Wired just right

As I leave out the...

DID YA FIRE WORKS !?
CAUSE..A NEW SPARK !?
IN..YA LIFE !?
DID..ALL THE
OOOH,S...

Hope Santa visits

and empties his bulging sack

I’m on the bold list

Waiting, Waiting
My patience swaying
Waiting, Waiting
When I could be playing...

mary hade a little lamb,

her father shot it dead ,

and now it goes to school with her...

Your a ..Proper cheap skate !!

No effort..At all You make !?

Is it any wonder !?

...

My poems have become my bible,s !

I take them every where !?

I,ve poured my life out over 4...

In the city of Katy, there lived a gay male

He was reasonably tan, not exactly pale

People...

If.. Ya thought
With ya dick !?
I,d be a happy chick !?
If..Ya thought
With ya...

thank you for reminding me about last night ,

i was hopeing to forget

am sorry for what...

disco is over and full of beer

i finealy teke someone home ,

tonight is my lucky night...

Does the other bitch in your life !!

Want You..As much as this !?

Does She ..Want to feed...