Comedy

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The Poe Guy

Poe, with his outlook macabre,
Could never hold a real job.
His poems, stories and stuff...

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Taunting my 23yr old sister

It was 23yrs today, the Gypsies gave you away, it was plain on the surface You fled from the circus and...

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Its Raining Cat and mouse

There was an odd Cat from Brussels who was very weak with no muscles, he was oddly thin he had a glass chin...

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OLD..BUT "GOLD!" X

OLD..BUT "GOLD!" X

I MAYBE GETTING OLD !?

BUT.. I AM MADE OF PURE GOLD !?

MY ARSE..IS BETTER

THAN MY...

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Say Goodbye to King Nebdullah

Say Goodbye to King Nebdullah

Now I'm a fan of the Internet
who can survive without,
I love clouds and webs
Online...

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Coffee

Coffee

I must be seen as lazy

I'm not getting the buzz from coffee

apparently it keeps you up...

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Playstation 4

Playstation 4

I put my son over my knee and his butt sure is sore.

I spanked him good when he bought a...

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MAD !!! COW DESEASE (...

MAD !!! COW DESEASE ( ENCOURAGE BREAST FEEDING ) ?? X

I ,VE HEARD IT ALL NOW !
WOMEN.. BEING PAID!?
TOO.. BEING BRIBED!?
TO BE ..LIKE A COW...

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<3 caffeine <3

I look foward to some sort of energizing beverage every morning. Varying in flavor, temperature and how...

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LOOPEY ! LOUIS ?x

LOOPEY ! LOUIS ?x

GOD !! MY DOG IS THICK
HE. JUST WONT GIVE UP !?
HE,S..HAD A BALL TO LICK !?
FOR A...

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eletric pee

pat was diying for a piss one day,

his pee was leaking into his welly,

he looked around...

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F " ......SSS X

F &quot; ......SSS X

F... Is a good letter !?
To..Have in your mind !?
See..How many .F..S.you can F.ind !?...

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Heaven Sent

Heaven Sent

The following morning, getting gingerly out of bed

A hammer banging, an intense throbbing in my...

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My Pen...& Me !?X

My Pen...& Me !?X

WITH EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES!?
IS..ONE LESS SPENT WITH YOU !?
WITH..EVERY MINUTE ALSO!?...

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Pissed Again !?X

Pissed Again !?X

CHIN...CHIN!
GET EM IN !?
TOO MANY MORE!?
ON THE FLOOR !?
LINE EM UP..AGAIN...

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Ode to Juan Valdez

Coffee coffee grind those beans

Coffee coffee you know what I mean

Taste so good right from...

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SWEET CORN ! & PORN !?x

SWEET CORN ! &amp; PORN !?x

SWEET PORN....IS A SIN !?

ALL FANNY.Z & KNOB,S !?

OR !?INSIDE..A TIN !?

OR.....