Poe, with his outlook macabre, Could never hold a real job. His poems, stories and stuff...
It was 23yrs today, the Gypsies gave you away, it was plain on the surface You fled from the circus and...
There was an odd Cat from Brussels who was very weak with no muscles, he was oddly thin he had a glass chin...
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I MAYBE GETTING OLD !?
BUT.. I AM MADE OF PURE GOLD !?
MY ARSE..IS BETTER
THAN MY...
Now I'm a fan of the Internet who can survive without, I love clouds and webs Online...
I must be seen as lazy
I'm not getting the buzz from coffee
apparently it keeps you up...
I put my son over my knee and his butt sure is sore.
I spanked him good when he bought a...
I ,VE HEARD IT ALL NOW ! WOMEN.. BEING PAID!? TOO.. BEING BRIBED!? TO BE ..LIKE A COW...
I look foward to some sort of energizing beverage every morning. Varying in flavor, temperature and how...
GOD !! MY DOG IS THICK HE. JUST WONT GIVE UP !? HE,S..HAD A BALL TO LICK !? FOR A...
pat was diying for a piss one day,
his pee was leaking into his welly,
he looked around...
F... Is a good letter !? To..Have in your mind !? See..How many .F..S.you can F.ind !?...
The following morning, getting gingerly out of bed
A hammer banging, an intense throbbing in my...
WITH EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES!? IS..ONE LESS SPENT WITH YOU !? WITH..EVERY MINUTE ALSO!?...
CHIN...CHIN! GET EM IN !? TOO MANY MORE!? ON THE FLOOR !? LINE EM UP..AGAIN...
Coffee coffee grind those beans
Coffee coffee you know what I mean
Taste so good right from...
SWEET PORN....IS A SIN !?
ALL FANNY.Z & KNOB,S !?
OR !?INSIDE..A TIN !?
OR.....