Comedy

I WISH.. I HAD A CLOAK

OF.. TOTAL INVISABILITY

I WOULD..USE IT OFTEN !?

& COME...

I CAN.. MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH !?
OR..MAKE THEM CRY !?
THEIR JAW.. MAY DROP
DOWN TO THE...

They say, money can't buy happiness

Well, i'd love to test that theory

For me it would give...

I am disgusted by the blackness of your heart and the soulless bitch you became I am disgusted by the...

WOULD..YOU LIKE A BIT OF CAKE !?
OF...TIT OR BELLY !?
OR..WOULD YOU PREFER!?
A NIPPLE...

"LEAVE..ON YOUR TIE!"
"TAKE OFF YOUR SOCK,S !"
NOT..A GOOD LOOK !?
WITH.YA NAKED...

I SEE..THING,S SO

DIFFERENTLY.. FROM YOU !?

YOU..DONT KNOW !?

WHAT,S..FALSE OR TRUE...

MARY .MARY..QUITE CONTRARY!
HOW DOES..YOUR PENIS GROW !?
COS..WE ALL KNOW
YA..HAD A...

I,LL BE ..YOUR DOMINATOR!
FASTEN ..YOURSELF TO ME !?
WITH A LEATHER FASCINATOR!?
LET...

IN FIFTY SHADES OF GREY !?
FUCK ME..IN YOUR ROOM OF PAIN !?
PLAY WITH ME ALL DAY !?
I....

JACK...N JILL!?
WENT..UP THE HILL !?
FOUND A BUNKER !?
AT.. THE TOP !?
&...

If all my thoughts were

reflected on the glass I’d

shoot my sorry ass

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you...

HELP ! HELP.. HE CRIED !?
I THINK..I,M DROWNING !?
SO..2 LOVELY LIFE-GUARDS
APPEARED.....

You.. Make all the bad go away !
Even..For a few moment,s in the day !?
Your voice..Distacts...

The romantic bath

I open the bathroom door candles are ablaze

I look at my partner she...

Poe, with his outlook macabre,
Could never hold a real job.
His poems, stories and stuff...